byanyname: (ohhh no big deal...)
Mickey Doyle ([personal profile] byanyname) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain2016-12-01 03:31 am

tfln open post

either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.
primreaper: (Default)

Haymitch

[personal profile] primreaper 2016-12-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)

And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
drowningthedays: (nice going)

[personal profile] drowningthedays 2016-12-01 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
my survival skills at work. first thing they teach you after the arena's how to drink without splitting yr skull or drowning in yr expulsions. all the necessary blackouts, none of the dead victors

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agraveman: (laughter)

Ham the Man

[personal profile] agraveman 2016-12-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick.
What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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ofinfinitespace: (but thinking makes it so)

[personal profile] ofinfinitespace 2016-12-01 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercutio.

Mercutio, why.
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anniesgonemad: (away)

Hatmitch

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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
drowningthedays: (pfft posture pfft)

[personal profile] drowningthedays 2016-12-01 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
jurys still out on that. havent gotten up yet. my guess is both.
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jondrette: (pic#9698882)

Grand R

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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
fitofgrandair: (snerk)

[personal profile] fitofgrandair 2016-12-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Our moments of altruism will be the end of us. A sad fact.

The comfort is, O Tree of Pining, there are more dicks in the world than are dreamt of in your or even in my own imagining.
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ivegotmypride: (ya thnk so?)

billy <3

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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
readyoualecture: (talking business)

nance. (.......................<3) [1/2]

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what?
what i dont gets what we need flowers for anyway. they aint practical nance.

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scalpedsociety: (not one fuck given)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 1

[personal profile] scalpedsociety 2016-12-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1. He called his dick the "gentle giant"

2. The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

3. i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.

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drfrankentree: (that's right sweethearts)

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I don't suppose you'd be willing to fish it out? If not, I'll send someone over.

I should know better than to urinate and text while high.

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riveres: (oeil de côté)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 2

[personal profile] riveres 2016-12-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

2. So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night

3. you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

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wireandwood: (i see the smoke)

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cant say i recall. that dont mean nothin

whos this sposed to be?

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puppet_mistressofhell: (resist me? please!)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 3

[personal profile] puppet_mistressofhell 2016-12-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
1. She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....

2. Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?

3. I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
yesterdaysheadliner: (undying son of a bitch)

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[personal profile] yesterdaysheadliner 2016-12-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you talented.

I hope you bought yourself a celebratory tiramisu.

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besmirchthis: (your honor i forgot my fake mustache)

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Who is this we're talking about?

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nuns4money: (...well fuck me)

anyone, yolo u know how I roll part 4

[personal profile] nuns4money 2016-12-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
1.just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day

2. I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.

3. The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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phillysfinest: (greedy cocksucker)

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You don't say. Sounds like a winning combination to me.

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wireandwood: (makes no difference)

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yeah i just about been there

my condolances

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sliceofapple: credit | <user name="sliceofapple"> (ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ)

For Carson, because apparently hitmen text or something

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2016-12-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: do. not. fuck with me.
broughtyouflowers: (see now this is interesting)

obvs they do

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I get the sense you're gonna be a riot.

It's Lorne, right? Lorne, I've got no interest in pissing in your cornflakes or whatever's got you worked up. I'm quiet as they come. Could be you wont even know I'm around.

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makingastatement: (pic#6824384)

For the Boardwalk crowd

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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

this was a mass text, wasnt it?

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oh, al. such a sweetheart.

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bunco: ( b u n c o ) | do not take (pic#6364106)

Langy-ford

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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing sea creatures for children
drfrankentree: (confirm the analysis)

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I'll try to suppress my surprise.

I hope they were wholesome sea creatures. None of those subaqueous parasites we hear so much about.

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it's terrifying, is it not

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