excultro: (half-stranded)
daud | the old knife ([personal profile] excultro) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2024-01-25 01:48 am (UTC)

1) Frank from Texas called again. I don’t know how many times I can say ‘please stop, I can’t use any of this’ before I pay a personal visit to convince him into silence. I’m so tired of this.

2) I know logically there shouldn’t be anything lurking in the closet, but monsters don’t give much heed to logic, so I’d be much obliged if you’d turn a light on.

3) I don’t see the problem; all I said was ‘There’s no telling when Bigfoot might come for you.’

4) Had another dream about Long John Silver’s.



5) That was the same night I walked in around four a.m. and found them playing Monopoly with gummies while making ‘worm pancakes.’

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