[ There’s a moment in which Darius’s heart stops and he fights an urge to jerk his head, dart harried glances through the room (…through what he can see of the room, fine) (fuck Esma for inviting Manhattan’s tallest dick-beetles, right alongside his exes). It’s fine. It’s nothing. Esma wouldn’t. Not even Esma would go that fucking far, and anyway, Ursula would never agree to it. Thank fuck for small favors.
Better to focus on Enri’s enjoyment, and on the now-developing situation that Darius would very much like yo witness, and gods damn Fitzgerald for his inability to take a hint. ]
Puppy, Puppy—
Get. Him.
Then tell me everything. 😌
If the moment strikes, by the by, you might also ask what channels he’s found critical in harnessing the healing energy of a spread asshole. Tell him the hostess wants to know, but - well, you know Esma! She’s simply too shy to ask. Watch how quickly he runs to spill ill-informed secrets of the anus.
Alternatively, point him in the direction of Hummel, aka Mr. ‘Standing Ovation.’ The two of them would destroy one another. …That or they'll fuck off for an attempted poke at the nearest bakery, which wouldn’t be the worst thing.
It might add to the fun of this currently unbalanced gathering, hm? What do you think, Enri: One by one, we’ll remove the most egregious shits from this party, until our cavalry alone remains. 😌
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Better to focus on Enri’s enjoyment, and on the now-developing situation that Darius would very much like yo witness, and gods damn Fitzgerald for his inability to take a hint. ]
Puppy, Puppy—
Get. Him.
Then tell me everything. 😌
If the moment strikes, by the by, you might also ask what channels he’s found critical in harnessing the healing energy of a spread asshole. Tell him the hostess wants to know, but - well, you know Esma! She’s simply too shy to ask. Watch how quickly he runs to spill ill-informed secrets of the anus.
Alternatively, point him in the direction of Hummel, aka Mr. ‘Standing Ovation.’ The two of them would destroy one another. …That or they'll fuck off for an attempted poke at the nearest bakery, which wouldn’t be the worst thing.
It might add to the fun of this currently unbalanced gathering, hm? What do you think, Enri: One by one, we’ll remove the most egregious shits from this party, until our cavalry alone remains. 😌