[note: Rin Messages 16 [ Wow go piss your pants coward. ]
16 salutes with his middle finger.
Loras is going to make for RIn and Multiattack. Both attacks miss.
[note: Rin. Grins. With far too many sharp teeth.]
Loras makes a very angry snarling noise as the second one misses. Annnd Bly is directing 9 to shoot that "fucking bird.” 9 misses. 12 takes a shot at Liv, and hits for 3 points.
[note: She takes it in stride >:C!! Dima is not PLEASED. And is hissing under his breath something about tearing every last one of these fucks to pieces.]
Bly is going to snatch 9's crossbow and take aim, hits for 6 points.
FAE IS NOT PLEASED.
[note: Dima has now progressed to loudly, LOUDLY SNARLING THAT HE “WILL FUCKING FLAY YOU SHITS ALIVE AND FEED YOU TO YOUR MASTER.”]
And all three of the thugs are moving away from the sphere.
Golems up! Moloch is going to do a bit of a rampage here and dash. Makes a slam attack on 9 and crits, so that guy's basically mashed potots. Moloch swings both fists inward at 9's head and smashes it like a fucking watermelon. And then almost carefully throws the body away from the river.
Golem by Fae is going to move toward the bridge. The other golem is going for Loras— And rolls a crit fail. As the golem attempts to swing an arm to slam Loras, the arm. Falls. Off. These are not the FRESHEST golems. And it looks so hurt that this happened.
Sen calls out, "It's all right, you have a second one!"
The golem nods bravely. But that does end their turn.
Which brings us to an infuriated Faolan. He’s going to move 5 feet, Misty Step 30, move five more and attack Bly. He swings his flaming scimitar at Bly for a total of 14 damage. With his offhand, he swipes at Bly with his dagger, hits for another 4 points. Which ends his turn.
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Nerys coming out of stealth to attempt a hit on Bly with the rapier, hits for 23 points. That is it for Bly, and Nerys is going to Shade Step out of there.
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Sen is going to cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on Loras— Who rolls a 20 on his save.
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Rin Messages Sen that this guy just doesn't have a sense of humor. >:c
And Rin is going to begin by using their bonus action to Disengage. They’ll move away from Loras and take a shot with their shortbow. With Inspiration from Sen, they hit for 10 points. Rin will be blowing Sen an air kiss and using the rest of their movement, the ned.
Dima is livid. And also far, far away—
[note: The wolf is going to, at Fae's command, teleport Dima 15 feet closer. (!!Fae and wolf thank you!)]
Dima fixes sight on 12 aka the fuck who shot Liv, and on one hand, Dima knows Dima is low on spell slots. But. On the other. He. Is. Livid.
He does know there are more fucks around somewheRE, and Liv is telling him to shhh, shh. So Dima will do the smarteR thing, and cast Chill Touch on 12. Hits for 8 points with Inspiration, and Dima snarls aloud, “Feel it eat your flesh, shitheel.” A nice little creepy hand is now clinging to 12!
Liv goes multiattack. Beak hits for 9, talons hit for 11, and that fucker is down.
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Thugs up. Loras is going to make an attack on the golem. First hits for 5 points, second is a crit and hits for 10 points. And Loras is going to disengage.
Golems are up, and this one's mad and is going to run at Loras. Swing its not-attached arm by the wrist and try to bludgeon him with it— Annnnd misses.
[note: Rin calls out that it was a great try!!]
Moloch is noticing the flaming sphere and Fae's sword. All three of the golems will be refusing to move towards that.
Fae is going to make an attack on 7 there, hits for 20 points. Second attack with the dagger hits for 3 points. And as a bonus action, he's moving the flaming sphere. 7 and 16 both fail their saving throws; 16 takes 9 points damage, 7 takes 8 and is fuckin dead.
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Nerys goes stealth more with his very nice Expertise bonus.
[dm: He just winks the fuck out of existence.]
Stealths up to 13 with his rapier, hits for 25 damage. And since I don't thiiink he's bonus actioned? He'll Shade Step the fuck away.
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Sen will give it a shot with one more Dissonant Whispers. “O LORAS YOU FUCKED UUUUP.”
Loras takes 9 points. Sen is maD.
...BUT also Sen is seeing a golem staring at him that he doesn't recognize and shouting, “WELL? COME FUCK THIS GUY UP, YOU SHIT.”
As he says that, the golem slumps. Sen momentarily stiffens, then makes a gagging sound, and as a bonus action, is going to make a melee attack on Loras.
A ten foot tentacle rises from the ground, water swelling through the mud at its base. It slams down on Loras, hits for 7 points of damage and slows Loras.
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RIN IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SEN. SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED?
[note: SEN DID STUPID THINGS WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG SEN. But he can make tentacles.]
Rin’s going to dart a look over make sure Sen is??? Standing?? Not disintegrating???
And they’re going to run closeR to Sen at least and take their shot at Loras with the shortbow, hitting for 8 damage. With that, Rin’s going to engage Dodge.
[note: Sen is now shouting, "A LITTLE HELP HERE???”]
Dima casts Chill Touch on Loras, hits for 5 damage and a clingy little hand— And that does it for Loras.
Dima. Looking at Sen. "Is that better." Blink.
Before immediately looking for Fae.
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Sen, a Golem, Rin, and a tentacle are standing around Loras's body. Staring at Dima. Giving the shithead salute.
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Dima returns that middle finger to the group, though his focus is on looking over at Fae.
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The golem starts to fold back the fingers of its disembodied arm.
And holds it up.
With a two-finger salute.
[note: Rin now wants this golem to tend bar thanks. Sen wants to keep it too. ;.; That golem will absolutely be offered a position. Which, as it is one of the fighting pits golems, it would like.]
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Liv goes for a multiattack on 16; both hits miss. She’ll take her flight off and away.
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The remaining thugs are up, and both of them will begin converging on Fae. Both have multiattack. Both miss with their first attack, then hit with their second for a total of 5 points damage. Fae did succeed on saving throws against the shield bashes, but is down to 15 hit points.
The golems are still avoiding the fire.
That'll bring us to Fae and the wolf. Fae attacks 16 for 9 points, then another 2 points with his offhand dagger. As a bonus action, he moves the flame sphere.
The wolf is going to use fiery teleportation to get him out of there. 16 fails the save and takes 8 points, 13 succeeds and takes 1 point.
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Nerys goes in for a rapier attack on 13. Hits for— Plenty, and 13’s out. Nerys Shade Steps the fuck away/
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Sen is going to try and make his way up to the fight somehow. He'll use a bonus action to send that tentacle across as a present for 16.
[note: Dima just giving him A Look.]
The Sentacle hits, and that'll be it for 16; the Sentacle wraps around his throat and kind of swings him off his feet, then slams him into the ground.
no subject
[note: Rin Messages 16 [ Wow go piss your pants coward. ]
16 salutes with his middle finger.
Loras is going to make for RIn and Multiattack. Both attacks miss.
[note: Rin. Grins. With far too many sharp teeth.]
Loras makes a very angry snarling noise as the second one misses. Annnd Bly is directing 9 to shoot that "fucking bird.” 9 misses. 12 takes a shot at Liv, and hits for 3 points.
[note: She takes it in stride >:C!! Dima is not PLEASED. And is hissing under his breath something about tearing every last one of these fucks to pieces.]
Bly is going to snatch 9's crossbow and take aim, hits for 6 points.
FAE IS NOT PLEASED.
[note: Dima has now progressed to loudly, LOUDLY SNARLING THAT HE “WILL FUCKING FLAY YOU SHITS ALIVE AND FEED YOU TO YOUR MASTER.”]
And all three of the thugs are moving away from the sphere.
Golems up! Moloch is going to do a bit of a rampage here and dash. Makes a slam attack on 9 and crits, so that guy's basically mashed potots. Moloch swings both fists inward at 9's head and smashes it like a fucking watermelon. And then almost carefully throws the body away from the river.
Golem by Fae is going to move toward the bridge. The other golem is going for Loras— And rolls a crit fail. As the golem attempts to swing an arm to slam Loras, the arm. Falls. Off. These are not the FRESHEST golems. And it looks so hurt that this happened.
Sen calls out, "It's all right, you have a second one!"
The golem nods bravely. But that does end their turn.
Which brings us to an infuriated Faolan. He’s going to move 5 feet, Misty Step 30, move five more and attack Bly. He swings his flaming scimitar at Bly for a total of 14 damage. With his offhand, he swipes at Bly with his dagger, hits for another 4 points. Which ends his turn.
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Nerys coming out of stealth to attempt a hit on Bly with the rapier, hits for 23 points. That is it for Bly, and Nerys is going to Shade Step out of there.
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Sen is going to cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on Loras— Who rolls a 20 on his save.
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Rin Messages Sen that this guy just doesn't have a sense of humor. >:c
And Rin is going to begin by using their bonus action to Disengage. They’ll move away from Loras and take a shot with their shortbow. With Inspiration from Sen, they hit for 10 points. Rin will be blowing Sen an air kiss and using the rest of their movement, the ned.
Dima is livid. And also far, far away—
[note: The wolf is going to, at Fae's command, teleport Dima 15 feet closer. (!!Fae and wolf thank you!)]
Dima fixes sight on 12 aka the fuck who shot Liv, and on one hand, Dima knows Dima is low on spell slots. But. On the other. He. Is. Livid.
He does know there are more fucks around somewheRE, and Liv is telling him to shhh, shh. So Dima will do the smarteR thing, and cast Chill Touch on 12. Hits for 8 points with Inspiration, and Dima snarls aloud, “Feel it eat your flesh, shitheel.” A nice little creepy hand is now clinging to 12!
Liv goes multiattack. Beak hits for 9, talons hit for 11, and that fucker is down.
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Thugs up. Loras is going to make an attack on the golem. First hits for 5 points, second is a crit and hits for 10 points. And Loras is going to disengage.
Golems are up, and this one's mad and is going to run at Loras. Swing its not-attached arm by the wrist and try to bludgeon him with it— Annnnd misses.
[note: Rin calls out that it was a great try!!]
Moloch is noticing the flaming sphere and Fae's sword. All three of the golems will be refusing to move towards that.
Fae is going to make an attack on 7 there, hits for 20 points. Second attack with the dagger hits for 3 points. And as a bonus action, he's moving the flaming sphere. 7 and 16 both fail their saving throws; 16 takes 9 points damage, 7 takes 8 and is fuckin dead.
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Nerys goes stealth more with his very nice Expertise bonus.
[dm: He just winks the fuck out of existence.]
Stealths up to 13 with his rapier, hits for 25 damage. And since I don't thiiink he's bonus actioned? He'll Shade Step the fuck away.
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Sen will give it a shot with one more Dissonant Whispers. “O LORAS YOU FUCKED UUUUP.”
Loras takes 9 points. Sen is maD.
...BUT also Sen is seeing a golem staring at him that he doesn't recognize and shouting, “WELL? COME FUCK THIS GUY UP, YOU SHIT.”
As he says that, the golem slumps. Sen momentarily stiffens, then makes a gagging sound, and as a bonus action, is going to make a melee attack on Loras.
A ten foot tentacle rises from the ground, water swelling through the mud at its base. It slams down on Loras, hits for 7 points of damage and slows Loras.
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RIN IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SEN. SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED?
[note: SEN DID STUPID THINGS WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG SEN. But he can make tentacles.]
Rin’s going to dart a look over make sure Sen is??? Standing?? Not disintegrating???
And they’re going to run closeR to Sen at least and take their shot at Loras with the shortbow, hitting for 8 damage. With that, Rin’s going to engage Dodge.
[note: Sen is now shouting, "A LITTLE HELP HERE???”]
Dima casts Chill Touch on Loras, hits for 5 damage and a clingy little hand— And that does it for Loras.
Dima. Looking at Sen. "Is that better." Blink.
Before immediately looking for Fae.
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Sen, a Golem, Rin, and a tentacle are standing around Loras's body. Staring at Dima. Giving the shithead salute.
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Dima returns that middle finger to the group, though his focus is on looking over at Fae.
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The golem starts to fold back the fingers of its disembodied arm.
And holds it up.
With a two-finger salute.
[note: Rin now wants this golem to tend bar thanks. Sen wants to keep it too. ;.; That golem will absolutely be offered a position. Which, as it is one of the fighting pits golems, it would like.]
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Liv goes for a multiattack on 16; both hits miss. She’ll take her flight off and away.
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The remaining thugs are up, and both of them will begin converging on Fae. Both have multiattack. Both miss with their first attack, then hit with their second for a total of 5 points damage. Fae did succeed on saving throws against the shield bashes, but is down to 15 hit points.
The golems are still avoiding the fire.
That'll bring us to Fae and the wolf. Fae attacks 16 for 9 points, then another 2 points with his offhand dagger. As a bonus action, he moves the flame sphere.
The wolf is going to use fiery teleportation to get him out of there. 16 fails the save and takes 8 points, 13 succeeds and takes 1 point.
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Nerys goes in for a rapier attack on 13. Hits for— Plenty, and 13’s out. Nerys Shade Steps the fuck away/
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Sen is going to try and make his way up to the fight somehow. He'll use a bonus action to send that tentacle across as a present for 16.
[note: Dima just giving him A Look.]
The Sentacle hits, and that'll be it for 16; the Sentacle wraps around his throat and kind of swings him off his feet, then slams him into the ground.
The board is now clear of everyone but! The boss!