1) Of course I'm judging you. Two glasses of wine and you turn into a walking wreck. Drinking from a hagfish tin, singing sea shanties, shouting that you'll 'fight the entire Abbey with one hand tied behind your back.' Oh, and begging everyone within sight to play hide and seek with you.
2) Oh please. If god wanted me to love humanity, he wouldn't have populated this planet with witless shitstains.
3) Funny. FUNNY. They gave me a snuffbox. Urged me to open it. A trio of fake snakes popped out. Open mouths, plastic fangs. If you need me, I'll be drinking myself senseless.
4) :3 :3 :3
5) PLease protecct me it is late and darkand sad. Also I would like anther wine. I am a lonely creachure so lonly.
treavor pendleton | dishonored
2) Oh please. If god wanted me to love humanity, he wouldn't have populated this planet with witless shitstains.
3) Funny. FUNNY. They gave me a snuffbox. Urged me to open it. A trio of fake snakes popped out. Open mouths, plastic fangs. If you need me, I'll be drinking myself senseless.
4) :3 :3 :3
5) PLease protecct me it is late and darkand sad. Also I would like anther wine. I am a lonely creachure so lonly.