If my presence would stave off loneliness - and in fact, would prevent you from being the LONELIEST that ever was - then I shall find my coat and depart without delay.
Poor darling.
Regarding the other issue, if I am your sole friend, then I shall make every effort to give you all comfort and joy as befitting the very best of boon companions, as well as the most tender of embraces, as is to be expected of a paramour.
Trust that you are both my dearest friend and deepest love, and I am pleased to provide for you the services of both offices.
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Poor darling.
Regarding the other issue, if I am your sole friend, then I shall make every effort to give you all comfort and joy as befitting the very best of boon companions, as well as the most tender of embraces, as is to be expected of a paramour.
Trust that you are both my dearest friend and deepest love, and I am pleased to provide for you the services of both offices.