Yeah I mean that's wise of you. YOU'VE seen Default Curmudgeon's back pillow. You don't want to end up looking like that. :/
Okay wait, no, I don't mean— Kid, you know there's no way on this shit planet you'd ever look like an ages-old sweat-stained back pillow. I didn't mean that. (And if I need to prove it to you, I can tell you what I'M wearing. ;) ;) ;) ...It's work clothes. I am dressed for terrible work. :/ Underneath I am sweaty already. That's your titillating Mr. Katrina update.)
(Wait I'm wearing sunglasses THAT'S sexy, I bet. Hey, what are the sexy rules of clothes? I don't actually know?)
I miss your Grade A Specialty Cuddles. It has been nearly seven hours, Kat. Nearly seven hours with no Grade A Specialty Cuddles, or Wife Cuddles of any kind!
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Okay wait, no, I don't mean— Kid, you know there's no way on this shit planet you'd ever look like an ages-old sweat-stained back pillow. I didn't mean that. (And if I need to prove it to you, I can tell you what I'M wearing. ;) ;) ;) ...It's work clothes. I am dressed for terrible work. :/ Underneath I am sweaty already. That's your titillating Mr. Katrina update.)
(Wait I'm wearing sunglasses THAT'S sexy, I bet. Hey, what are the sexy rules of clothes? I don't actually know?)
I miss your Grade A Specialty Cuddles. It has been nearly seven hours, Kat. Nearly seven hours with no Grade A Specialty Cuddles, or Wife Cuddles of any kind!