sweatycoward: (rethink that maybe)
treavor pendleton ([personal profile] sweatycoward) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2019-08-11 06:30 am (UTC)

Sure I mean, of course I look killer in everything. I'm the avatar of sexy. That's just facts, kid.

Not that I can hope to outclass my wife, styling in her onesie and (!!) purple (!!) underwear (how risqué!).

Hey, that's something else you and my other W have in common: you both rock the purple undies.

...I hate that I said undies. I would erase it, delete it, but erasure could never undo my sin. Forgive me, Katrina, for I have erred greatly. My life, my soul is forfeit.

What the fuuuck.

Better topic: you lurking while I share. Please do lurk. It keeps me honest. Keeps me shaving. See all the work I do, just to be the avatar of sexy, just for you!

[ ... ]

Shit, he was supposed to talk to Cecelia today. I'll send him a message, see what's up.

Hey, maybe I should be home something special for W Sandwich time? IDK what, because I'm pretty sure the answer's not liquor. ...Help?

Give me an hour, I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of both of you. Dreaming about that Midnight Special all the while. c;

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