sweatycoward: (don't bother me fuck off)
treavor pendleton ([personal profile] sweatycoward) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2020-10-12 01:14 am (UTC)

Wow what a great intern. The tops. I'll be sure to tell 'Your Employers' all about your shining performance. Maybe they'll give you a sticker. Nice little star you can put on your collar.

There's pretty simple solutions for your trouble, you know.

1) Skip work. No one gives a shit.

2) Quit work. All the apartment time a non-intern could ask for.

3) Bring the cat to work. Bring your soup bowls to work. Bring your throw rug to work. No more apartment bills, no more missing home.

Hey what's the cat's name?

Tell your Tinder friends I say hi.

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