plantdaddy: and the lights went out (one coincidence of thought)
Alessandro "Alice" Colling ([personal profile] plantdaddy) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2020-10-12 01:25 am (UTC)

What is your problem?

Listen. I don't know what bug crawled up

Sir.

1. I need this internship. I think you remember I said that. Several times, while you were throwing paper balls at my head and telling me to quit. I don't have a choice. And interns don't get to 'skip work'. We do the work that gets left behind when salaried individuals such as yourself skip work.

2. See above. No internship, no junior partnership. No junior partnership, no partnership. No partnership, no apartment, because apartments cost money, not unicorn shits.

3. ...No. You'll throw things at her. And the rest is unprofessional.

I don't have Tinder friends.

I don't have friends. I have this internship.

And you.

Sir.

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