loyalless: i was blind (the telltale clues)
lord treavor pendleton ([personal profile] loyalless) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2021-01-09 03:59 am (UTC)

Charming creature.

I'm relieved to hear you've discerned the abyssal fractures endemic to your fear. Who indeed could I bother to afford a second thought - let alone a third, a fourth, a fortieth? (such ceaseless, uncounted thoughts!) - or deign to consider kissing? The very notion repels me!

I'm afraid I've no kisses for anyone except my wife. Everyone else will simply have to suffer in longing. (Ha ha.)

Well. And my wife might find herself obliged to suffer an excess of kisses when next we meet. I won't promise immortality from my lips, but I believe I can offer a not wholly unsatisfying experience.

Your p(r)etty husband wishes heartily that we were more fully unimpeded. As it is, I find myself beset by buoyant coiffures and flaccid aspersions. And perhaps you find the day's occupations crying for your attentions? Or are your energies snared by the cries of fields and flowers, all in need of mijn liefst's restorative light?

(Mijn liefst, my light.

Hm.)

You might not want to let Scarlett know that we've found his jellied secret; the man prides himself on his unparalleled virility.

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