1) I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
2) Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in the bathtub and losing my watch.
3) I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. No suit. Just priest. Just lilies.
4) No, no, the problem isn't that he's a drug dealer. The problem's his inefficient and ineffective business model.
5) When she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
6) My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and realize I'm classy.
rin renault
2) Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in the bathtub and losing my watch.
3) I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. No suit. Just priest. Just lilies.
4) No, no, the problem isn't that he's a drug dealer. The problem's his inefficient and ineffective business model.
5) When she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
6) My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and realize I'm classy.