1) Nope, not going out tonight. We're trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey instead water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch. That's SCIENCE!!!
2) my socks are broken :c
3) Long story short, I left a note on the car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
4) syrup is magic cleans the dishes over night boom no chores forever!
5) Followed a squirrel across the sidewalk everyone was very safe! Anyway I walked it home and now the squirrel's okay.
6) Kiss me on the forehead like I'm in a movie! :3
treavor pendleton
2) my socks are broken :c
3) Long story short, I left a note on the car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
4) syrup is magic cleans the dishes over night boom no chores forever!
5) Followed a squirrel across the sidewalk everyone was very safe! Anyway I walked it home and now the squirrel's okay.
6) Kiss me on the forehead like I'm in a movie! :3