I am most emphatically not calling flower girls 'sluts', if that is the direction you were heading with your question.
- A question which, by the way, has arrived almost two years to the day since our last word exchanged via text.
I am at present sitting at the entrance of a very gay establishment, ensuring no one attempts to enter said gay establishment before they have reached the arbitrary age of twenty-one, at which time they may legally enter and be as gay as they please. And drink, if they so desire.
And you are right where I last saw you, it would seem. Cut off from your Manhattans? Excellent. We can pick up where we left off. Prior to the last text, sent at 3:45 a.m. on March the 26th, 2019 - 'Fuck you and the cock you rode in on' - we were discussing the merits of neo-classical architecture. I can assure you that I still find it laughably pretentious, particularly in its American iteration. Thomas Jefferson should be resurrected and beaten with Monticello's tacky "Doric" columns.
Have you come to your senses?
Flower girls notwithstanding. (Don't slut-shame flower girls, Darius. Don't slut-shame anyone under 18. In fact, don't be in the same room as anyone under 18. You're a walking moral violation. A man of equal caliber to de Sade, himself.)
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- A question which, by the way, has arrived almost two years to the day since our last word exchanged via text.
I am at present sitting at the entrance of a very gay establishment, ensuring no one attempts to enter said gay establishment before they have reached the arbitrary age of twenty-one, at which time they may legally enter and be as gay as they please. And drink, if they so desire.
And you are right where I last saw you, it would seem. Cut off from your Manhattans? Excellent. We can pick up where we left off. Prior to the last text, sent at 3:45 a.m. on March the 26th, 2019 - 'Fuck you and the cock you rode in on' - we were discussing the merits of neo-classical architecture. I can assure you that I still find it laughably pretentious, particularly in its American iteration. Thomas Jefferson should be resurrected and beaten with Monticello's tacky "Doric" columns.
Have you come to your senses?
Flower girls notwithstanding. (Don't slut-shame flower girls, Darius. Don't slut-shame anyone under 18. In fact, don't be in the same room as anyone under 18. You're a walking moral violation. A man of equal caliber to de Sade, himself.)