I did not say you were my anythingest or else-est "friend". If you review the transcripts, you'll see I said you were my oldest and dearest "null". While that does not dismiss the grievous error I've made with my use of the dreaded "o" word, I would hate to see this case overturned on a technicality.
However. Acknowledging I never did say "friend" - though "friend" you are! - please allow me to extend to you my most humble apologies for the insinuation that you are anything but spry, vital, a gleaming monument to the pleasures held in memorium, perpetually bathed in a golden summertime glow one may only associate with youth.
You vain little creature. Let me rather state that you are my most long-standing (and slightly less dear) null, friend, and embodiment of Peter Pan himself.
Please, now. May we turn focus to the most important aspect of this exchange?
No, nevermind the kingpin.
I am utterly devastated that you had your weekly smoke without me.
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However. Acknowledging I never did say "friend" - though "friend" you are! - please allow me to extend to you my most humble apologies for the insinuation that you are anything but spry, vital, a gleaming monument to the pleasures held in memorium, perpetually bathed in a golden summertime glow one may only associate with youth.
You vain little creature. Let me rather state that you are my most long-standing (and slightly less dear) null, friend, and embodiment of Peter Pan himself.
Please, now. May we turn focus to the most important aspect of this exchange?
No, nevermind the kingpin.
I am utterly devastated that you had your weekly smoke without me.