To quote the band: Oh, where do we begin: the rubble or our sins?
Our sins, I think.
First: You must have been very drunk, indeed, to recall them as shrimp. They were lobsters, and in sobriety, one is unlikely to forget three dozen crustaceans freshly liberated from their prison into the nearest source of water.
(That was ALSO the fountain incident, for the record. There was only the one occasion, though you have been notoriously drunk on many of our misadventures.)
They still have a restraining order against Rin. The Boyles, not the lobsters.
Which leads me to sin the second: the cousin.
You prefer them younger and male. That leaves Enri and Felix. (Which? Not both, surely.)
And regardless of which: have you ever heard the adage 'don't put your dick in crazy'? Perhaps they are the picture of sanity, but fuck one of them, you're fucking the entire Pendleton name.
I believe that was crossed off your bucket list two decades ago. Is there some lingering appeal to the madness? A death wish? An aggravation wish, perhaps?
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Our sins, I think.
First:
You must have been very drunk, indeed, to recall them as shrimp. They were lobsters, and in sobriety, one is unlikely to forget three dozen crustaceans freshly liberated from their prison into the nearest source of water.
(That was ALSO the fountain incident, for the record. There was only the one occasion, though you have been notoriously drunk on many of our misadventures.)
They still have a restraining order against Rin. The Boyles, not the lobsters.
Which leads me to sin the second: the cousin.
You prefer them younger and male. That leaves Enri and Felix. (Which? Not both, surely.)
And regardless of which: have you ever heard the adage 'don't put your dick in crazy'? Perhaps they are the picture of sanity, but fuck one of them, you're fucking the entire Pendleton name.
I believe that was crossed off your bucket list two decades ago. Is there some lingering appeal to the madness? A death wish? An aggravation wish, perhaps?