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darius scarlett (
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2021-12-19 08:44 pm (UTC)
desmond gold | ouat au
1) Now tell me: What do you think I awoke thinking about? 😌
2) Please. Text the right number. You've been sending me these all night.
3) I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee.' I have no grounds to dispute it.
4) He said fucking
what
? Unacceptable. Fucking unacceptable. I'll set him ablaze for you; then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
5) They were both lying half-submerged in the stream looking for 'ribberts,' which is apparently drunk for 'frogs.'
6) Moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone.
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desmond gold | ouat au
2) Please. Text the right number. You've been sending me these all night.
3) I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee.' I have no grounds to dispute it.
4) He said fucking what? Unacceptable. Fucking unacceptable. I'll set him ablaze for you; then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
5) They were both lying half-submerged in the stream looking for 'ribberts,' which is apparently drunk for 'frogs.'
6) Moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone.