loyalless: heart not making a sound (uninvited unfound)
lord treavor pendleton ([personal profile] loyalless) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2019-04-06 12:53 am (UTC)

Treavor Pendleton | Dishonored

1) Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C. Verdict forthcoming.

2) When she heard the news, I believe her first words were, 'Where ever will you find space for a wife in the midst of all those empty bottles?'

3) Oh, please. I get a little bitchy. We all know that.

4) Thinking of telling what's-her-name I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my study to go sit literally anywhere else and wait for her to finish cleaning up the empty bottles.

5) Just in case I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral. And FYI? It's going to be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

6) They were having a wine tasting so I tasted every wine... then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... I told THEM to leave and that they wouldn't know a good vintage if it bit them in the ass... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out.

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