onefellswoop: shitbird (yesteryear 3)
darius scarlett ([personal profile] onefellswoop) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain 2021-04-18 01:56 am (UTC)

throwback texts :O!

1) Oh yeah I'm in a ditch.

2) Lost the fuck knife

Fucking knife

Whatever. Both.

3) According to the book of Dipshits, chapter 37, those who hoard their stash will burn at the hands of Jesus cocktwisting Christ himself. This is the word of the Lord.

4) Count em up: three visible bite marks, a black eye, arm's bandaged, thumbnail's turning black and blue. A good night's work, I'd fucking say.

5) Fucking dipshit geese don't even speak SPANISH.

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