Firstly, Jesus had twelve apostles to do his cock twists for him, and was frequently far too preoccupied with finding stash hoarders to twist any cocks not his own. Which he did not need to twist, as (refer to the above) he had helpers.
Secondly, he was either crucified or cocktwisted to death. God knows which. (Literally! Figuratively! Metaphorically and possibly strategically!)
(Nothing about that deity's historic actions seems particularly strategic. That was incautiously optimistic of me.)
In any case, the Christ in question is dead as a doornail and will do no burning of stash hoarders.
Are you certain you're reading the Nuking James version of Dipshits?
(I don't have any, Darius, my dear. Threatening me with Old Testament retribution will not make white horses appear for you to ride upon.)
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Firstly, Jesus had twelve apostles to do his cock twists for him, and was frequently far too preoccupied with finding stash hoarders to twist any cocks not his own. Which he did not need to twist, as (refer to the above) he had helpers.
Secondly, he was either crucified or cocktwisted to death. God knows which. (Literally! Figuratively! Metaphorically and possibly strategically!)
(Nothing about that deity's historic actions seems particularly strategic. That was incautiously optimistic of me.)
In any case, the Christ in question is dead as a doornail and will do no burning of stash hoarders.
Are you certain you're reading the Nuking James version of Dipshits?
(I don't have any, Darius, my dear. Threatening me with Old Testament retribution will not make white horses appear for you to ride upon.)