1) This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are together forever. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love soft. Flower.
2) Imagine if sharks could walk on land... scary.
3) Uh-oh. Found him nude in a tree again?
4) In another life could i be a baby alligator do you think? Not that I’m not happy now oh i AM Just i could also be happy a baby alligator I think but i would need my baby alligator Senan with me too c: a very long alligator, he!
5) Do you know, there is a song in my head. I cannot get it out and I cannot recall its title or even its words mostly, only there is the sound buzzing buzzing again in my head until my thinking begins to revolt, what shall I do?
6) Sometimes I think I only want to play Frogger, where I am the frog and the leaping is from one car to the next. But then jumping gets very old after the first few.
Enri forgive me! Only if you like, s’il sous plait! Yes I aM at home and yes poetry and yeS drinking very! much!
Allow me an amending! Forever is so, yes. Yes you are family you are here and this is wonderful also! For softness I do not think you are immune, you have at least and I believe Darius does have soft hair.
!!! It strikes me! Do you like sandwiches in miniature? We are going to have create some nice ones! Cucumbers!!
I like those Uncrustables. You know, the PB&J ones in the freezer section?
Daddy won't let me have them, though.
I mean, I shouldn't eat them, anyway, but he prefers it if I eat not-freezer-sandwiches.
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He has really soft hair. Seems like it runs in the family? Sen's looks pretty nice. But yeah. I love it when he tosses his head, you know? And everything else he does.
How come you're drunk? It's...5:30, Twix Mx. Everything okay?
I know the ones you mean exactly, and yes they are vERY good and particularly the strawberry ones. There are honey ones also, am I correct? I believe I am, I often am (ah, but not always, you have seen! oh no, oh no).
Well I will not contradict your... I cannot call him Daddy in good conscience but you know who I mean, I mean Darius and you may hear in this 'your Daddy' if you choose! I mean to say it would displease you I think if these Crustlesses were to be offered, but IF you find yourself in need, you see there are loopholes, and Darius himself can fault no freezer foods found at Null Set!
Hm Sen doeS have very soft very nice and I dare to say - I am right to say! - very perfect hair, and you see Enri the trouble is everything is NOT okay because someoNE'S 'TWIN' SISTSERS continue trying to get in his hair! And they are impossiblE to ward away, and Verne will not stem the horde he set us on on us! AnD we have on top of this been very busy but no I will not trouble you with very dry distresses!
I suppose you see now why I am drunk! Well, it is not so bad noW 😊
I haven't had the honey ones! But it's okay; there are plenty of other honey-to-mouth delivery systems.
Do you think maybe the "twins" are kind of...enjoying the attention? You and Sen getting all spun up about them? Maybe you could try ignoring them. Go out with Sen on a date and have a nice time or something. Somewhere NOT Null Set?
You don't have to call him 'Daddy', by the way. I don't expect that. I'd rather you didn't, even. But [...] I figure if I'm marrying him and I love how we are together, I'm going to stop NOT calling him Daddy. I'm tired of it feeling [...] like we're doing something gross that we have to hide from people?
My family, really. I'm tired of all of us dancing around it and me feeling like it's the bad kind of dirty. I don't get to be myself with them, but then I got to thinking that they haven't been around enough to dictate what I call the person who HAS been around.
Like you. You've been around. I call you Twix Mx. because that's who you are to me. I don't call you Mx. Renault just because other people are around.
I love him so much, Twix Mx. More than the world. More than breathing. I'd do anything for him just to make him smile.
Well you see now you are nearly going to bring me to tears.
You are absolutely, this is to say you are the both of you whole-heartedly wreathed within affections, a thrall one for the other. Words I speak, no, type, with all my admiration and with attestations that this is the best of ways to be, for what is life itself without a bit of utmost adoration?
You love him. He loves you. Ah, this much is plain and not a court on life would nay-say its evidence! Well, he may be your Daddy, I am certain he us, and I am I confess relieved to know there is no ill in myself keeping with 'Darius'!
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Well, now I have caused my mascara to run. This is not so sorrie a state, as anyway I am not going to leave this apartment not even to see downstairs, and anyway I do not cry very often at all (please do not let this secret out!!) and now I have shown Senan your message and I hope you may forgive me, but you see, you see, it is beautiful.
You with Darius is beautiful, and Sen is beautiful, and Sen with I is beautiful, and howEVER the persistence of Jaeger's sisters is not beautiful. Oh I shall take Sen out to a date sometime and many times, that is a wondrous idea, and yes it is a good idea also to think the 't w i n s' might thrive upon attention but the trouble is they thrive apart from it, as well!
They are like weeds, somewhat. Always they persist and persist and you see weeds can be nice to look at weeds can be green when all the city's streets are grey but weeds do not trouble my Senan with pursuit!
...Oh, perhaps the salient point here is that weeds cannot run. Perhaps I should put lead in 'twin'-shoes, and that might help.
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2) Imagine if sharks could walk on land... scary.
3) Uh-oh. Found him nude in a tree again?
4) In another life could i be a baby alligator do you think?
Not that I’m not happy now oh i AM
Just i could also be happy a baby alligator I think
but i would need my baby alligator Senan with me too c:
a very long alligator, he!
5) Do you know, there is a song in my head. I cannot get it out and I cannot recall its title or even its words mostly, only there is the sound buzzing buzzing again in my head until my thinking begins to revolt, what shall I do?
6) Sometimes I think I only want to play Frogger, where I am the frog and the leaping is from one car to the next. But then jumping gets very old after the first few.
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Are you drinking or like...writing some poetry?
Is Sen with youAre you at home?
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Uh oh
Enri forgive me! Only if you like, s’il sous plait! Yes I aM at home and yes poetry and yeS drinking very! much!
Allow me an amending! Forever is so, yes. Yes you are family you are here and this is wonderful also! For softness I do not think you are immune, you have at least and I believe Darius does have soft hair.
!!! It strikes me! Do you like sandwiches in miniature? We are going to have create some nice ones! Cucumbers!!
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Daddy won't let me have them, though.
I mean, I shouldn't eat them, anyway, but he prefers it if I eat not-freezer-sandwiches.
[...]
He has really soft hair. Seems like it runs in the family? Sen's looks pretty nice. But yeah. I love it when he tosses his head, you know? And everything else he does.
How come you're drunk? It's...5:30, Twix Mx. Everything okay?
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Well I will not contradict your... I cannot call him Daddy in good conscience but you know who I mean, I mean Darius and you may hear in this 'your Daddy' if you choose! I mean to say it would displease you I think if these Crustlesses were to be offered, but IF you find yourself in need, you see there are loopholes, and Darius himself can fault no freezer foods found at Null Set!
Hm Sen doeS have very soft very nice and I dare to say - I am right to say! - very perfect hair, and you see Enri the trouble is everything is NOT okay because someoNE'S 'TWIN' SISTSERS continue trying to get in his hair! And they are impossiblE to ward away, and Verne will not stem the horde he set us on on us! AnD we have on top of this been very busy but no I will not trouble you with very dry distresses!
I suppose you see now why I am drunk! Well, it is not so bad noW 😊
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Do you think maybe the "twins" are kind of...enjoying the attention? You and Sen getting all spun up about them? Maybe you could try ignoring them. Go out with Sen on a date and have a nice time or something. Somewhere NOT Null Set?
You don't have to call him 'Daddy', by the way. I don't expect that. I'd rather you didn't, even. But [...] I figure if I'm marrying him and I love how we are together, I'm going to stop NOT calling him Daddy. I'm tired of it feeling [...] like we're doing something gross that we have to hide from people?
My family, really. I'm tired of all of us dancing around it and me feeling like it's the bad kind of dirty. I don't get to be myself with them, but then I got to thinking that they haven't been around enough to dictate what I call the person who HAS been around.
Like you. You've been around. I call you Twix Mx. because that's who you are to me. I don't call you Mx. Renault just because other people are around.
I love him so much, Twix Mx. More than the world. More than breathing. I'd do anything for him just to make him smile.
He can be Darius for everyone else.
He's my Daddy.
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You are absolutely, this is to say you are the both of you whole-heartedly wreathed within affections, a thrall one for the other. Words I speak, no, type, with all my admiration and with attestations that this is the best of ways to be, for what is life itself without a bit of utmost adoration?
You love him. He loves you. Ah, this much is plain and not a court on life would nay-say its evidence! Well, he may be your Daddy, I am certain he us, and I am I confess relieved to know there is no ill in myself keeping with 'Darius'!
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[ ... ]
Well, now I have caused my mascara to run. This is not so sorrie a state, as anyway I am not going to leave this apartment not even to see downstairs, and anyway I do not cry very often at all (please do not let this secret out!!) and now I have shown Senan your message and I hope you may forgive me, but you see, you see, it is beautiful.
You with Darius is beautiful, and Sen is beautiful, and Sen with I is beautiful, and howEVER the persistence of Jaeger's sisters is not beautiful. Oh I shall take Sen out to a date sometime and many times, that is a wondrous idea, and yes it is a good idea also to think the 't w i n s' might thrive upon attention but the trouble is they thrive apart from it, as well!
They are like weeds, somewhat. Always they persist and persist and you see weeds can be nice to look at weeds can be green when all the city's streets are grey but weeds do not trouble my Senan with pursuit!
...Oh, perhaps the salient point here is that weeds cannot run. Perhaps I should put lead in 'twin'-shoes, and that might help.
Now I have a plan! Thank you!