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[citrinesupernova]

Nova: Lolly I swear on thine own mother’s grave

Darius: Help you with what, Senan.

Nova: Fair point enough, it’s my mistake letting slip where I kept the shit and my mistake getting monged out. That don’t take us any nearer to solutions

Darius: I didn’t call this meeting of the minds.

Nova: The thing of it, though. Seeing as they tailed you across the Atlantic and seeing as my passport’s dragging its arrival, responsibility’s on your shoulders, mate

Darius: Vitaly, I’d intended to introduce you and Enri in person.

Nova: Listen. LISTEN, L A VERNE. Get them to call me. Call me and shove the phone at them, don’t fuckin care what it takes, someone’s gotta take this by the tail

Darius: [Russian] I wasn’t certain how [ … ] receptive you’d be after certain ass-minded gambits from certain self-sabotaging parties. [ … ] I have my regrets. I’d like to attempt some manner of mending. And I’d prefer to afford explanations and/or apologies in person.

Nova: Meanwhile, Stitches over here, as in snitches get, disparaging perfectly good nicknames and feigning like intoxicants full-on wipe a man out of memory

Darius: [Russian] Enri is infinitely dear to me, Vitaly. There is far more to him and far more to my feeling for him than can be conveyed in messaging alone. I thought we might take you to dine and have a proper introduction.

Nova: Shit speaking of, you had that surgery Sen yeah? Stitches still in or what?

Darius: [Russian] Regarding Nova, I assumed you’d had enough Brit chattering to last a lifetime.
Admittedly, I begin to believe myself mistaken on that front.

Nova: How long’ve you all known Vitaly anyhow?

[ Darius, who has been very much wrapped up in a kiss shared with his Puppy, draws from the kiss and favors Enri with a smirking half-smile before electing to add another number to the group. ]

[ Rin has been invited to the chat. ]

[ Rin has entered the chat. ]

Rin: Excuse me, why have I been called here?

Rin: It seems a discussion of some dire significance is occurring and as not one thing has been explained to me and as I can see very well who is involved, I can only surmise this is about my tooth, or my hat, or my jar of teeth recently shattered!

Rin: Well? Which!

Nova: ……shite

Darius: There, Sen. I’m helping.

[necropolitical]

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] He is talkative, but is attributing it to whatever drugs he's on at the moment. Friendly. Well, no matter. You seem infinitely dear to your Enri, quick as he has been to defend your honor. I never would have expected to see you married properly, so he must be at least attractive, eh?

Enri: Hey! We talked about this! You forgave me for the teeth and I forgave you for shoving one in my ear. I thought we were square!

Blake: whoever fked up one they hats prob got more to worry about than you w/ that jar

Verne: what r u going to do about them n ur fuckin c a p s even if i let em have my phone again last time they kept callin each other to see if it doubles for a vibrater

Sen: That was quite helpful, in fact. The focus is now on the multitudinous debts owed to my Pookie.

Vitaly: The conversation was about your tooth, as a matter of fact. In part.

Sen: [Direct Reply to Nova] The stitches come out in a week. It would have been much earlier on, but somehow they kept ripping. Certainly, it had nothing to do with Nelli and Pippa attempting to 'Eiffel Tower' me, resulting in much panic, fleeing, and hiding.

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Darius, you have said much worse things to me in my life. When have I ever needed an apology? You [...] may not recall, but you told me to stay gone this time. Not undeservedly. But I assumed you would find me when you were ready for me to stop staying gone.

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Maybe Enri will endeavor to help prevent such prolonged separations - and precipitating insults, yes? Keep you in a good mood.

Enri: [Russian] That's the plan.

[citrinesupernova]

Darius: [ Ukrainian, after conversing with Enri ] He guards me well; he makes me well, and obscenely happy. My Enri brings me to myself, nearer than I’ve known.
And yes, he is damnably handsome. Hazardous and tender; attractive in heart, in soul, in body all alike.
I love him infinitely, and in him I am infinitely lucky.

Rin: Enri, Enri, no, do not mistake me, please, permit me to be clear! I am referring to one culprit in the case of the shattered jar and spilled teeth, and his name is not Enri, nor is it Blake! The culprit in question is the very same who also owes to Sen a set of knitting needles!

Nova: Memo to the Big Man, I am a singular airline’s flight away from setting my knuckles to your obstreperous unsacked skull
Vexed with you, that’s me. Vexed to the utmost

Rin: [ Spanish ] Enri Scarlett-to-Be and Blake Navarro, I have no upset with you at all. It is only that when invited to a mysterious group chat, one must stride inward with a flourish.

Nova: Keep the phone in-hand, hold it between em if you’ve fears where it might be slipped

Darius: [ Ukrainian] Vitaly—
[ … ]
No, you’ve never asked apologies. But you merited no cut from my ire, nor fallout from my self-sabotage.

Nova: you still maungy about that time two years ago because i was straight out of c a p s then and there not a ruse about it, would’ve shared if I’d had a one for giving out

Nova: christ’s fkin child, Lolly

Darius: [ Ukrainian ] I know precisely what I said. I recall [ … ] clearer than I’d like. And no, it wasn’t deserved in the least.
I’d gotten into the habit of knifing myself in the foot. And it’s simpler to maintain a fragmenting facade when one’s closest connections have been cut.
I am fortunate in Enri. I’m fortunate as well for your patience, and the relative patience of the rest of this godsforsaken circus.
It’s good to hear from you.
It is good to know there remains in this world one Vitaly Kozak.

Rin: Vitaly Kozak, don’t believe for a moment that I am willing or able to overlook your transgression which some day may be provisionally forgiven, but never will be forgotten. That was indeed my tooth if you will recall, given to me by my very Senan! And then it became swallowed. Do you see the crime, the agonies incurred?
But as you have been honest to my question, I will in this one group chat set my focuses elsewhere.

Nova: [ Direct Reply to Sen ] …Fuckin they what
Christs sake. Once I’m over, I’ll have words with the both of em. The three of them, if Lolly keeps on this way.
Sorry for this all. Don’t know what sets em on you as to catnip, save the height, but the ecstasy ain’t helping none, nor the fuck is Verne.
If you can get a message to the twins through someone not your own self, tell em Liam’s back looking after them and Mariel’s scheming to give him the truth of the mug-shot ceremonial if they don’t pay up.

Darius: [ Ukrainian] Kozak. You’ll come to the wedding, won’t you?

Nova: [ Direct Reply to Sen ] Good to hear you’ll be stitch-free for the festivities. Grats on the liver, while I’m at it
Added to which. How many times’d you rip those stitches thissen?

Rin: Verne! Nova! There is accounting to be done!

Nova: Look give it a moment, managing something over here

Rin: And yet you have taken so many moments already, alongside the begriming of my hat!

Darius: [ Ukrainian ] Of the shitheads I keep in my vicinity - Enri, of course, excluded from this count; Enri being far too special to be numbered among any number save his own (you see, Vitaly, I have found a match for my divinity) - Vayne is one of the less maladjusted.
High or otherwise, you might do worse for conversation.

Rin: And I beg your pardon, s’il vous plait, I beg your collective pardon, but am I to understand that prior to my entry, my Senan found himself beset? I shall not hear of it, you see this will not stand!!

Nova: Ey, Rin.

Rin: Monsieur Vayne!

Nova: Say I bring over a hat, say it’s a curious hat, no other like it all the world across. Say I see it safe and in your hands, yours to keep.
Say that happens; any odds of a temporary ceasefire?

Rin: [ … ] [ … ] W e l l.
For a very curious hat.
And for the sake of Darius and Enri’s wedding.
I believe something might be arranged. 😊

[necropolitical]

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Please, Darius. If nothing else, not here; we can talk in person. I'll come to New York and see you both. [...] For now -- Tell me [...] about Nova. A little. Or don't. It's only curiosity. I would like to hear about Enri, too. You could tell me about Enri. How did you meet?

Sen: This is what all of you deserve. Take that assertion to heart. And Nova - not often. Only when others set themselves upon me like the heathens they are. Or Rin becomes energetic.

Verne: calm down fucks sake its only caps its not like they stuck a bottle up there twats again n left it for u to drink

Verne: oi sen tell u blake n enri tried to bust there cock hymens with wax

Sen: No.

Blake: verne i got no problem fuckin u up again

Vitaly: Another question, Darius. [...] Have you heard from Madeline?

Verne: bet u got a problem fuckin anyeone with wax up ur cock

Enri: [...] You know what, I think Rin's right about the teeth. You owe them so many teeth, Verne.

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] What is this about candle wax? [English] Rin, one day I will dig up the skull of the tooth's owner and place it on your bed so that I can hear the end of this. But please: feel free to use my transgression for all your flourishing needs.

Blake: so many teeth

Enri: [Russian] If you want to hear about Nova, that's okay. Darius will probably talk a lot about me without being prompted. :) I talk about him all the time, too. He's my favorite.

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Your favorite? Of what?

Enri: [Russian] Anything. Everything. [...] Darius is my world. My perfect love.

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Darius, what did you do to that boy, eh?

Verne: rin dont need more teeth they got enuf to make a tooth thrown just give em a rock or like

Sen: Now, there's an idea. A tooth throne, Pookie?

Enri: [Russian] Lots. >:)

Vitaly: [Ukrainian] Yes, that much is obvious. [English] Senan, you haven't changed.