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[onefellswoop]

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[citrinesupernova]

Right and for record’s sake and just for info, far as I glean, it’s accepted wisdom twinks tend more toward bottom than otherwise. Also back to what’s decrepit, tend toward twenties at the utmost agewise, or so it was, though times’re changing and there’s naught to say a man of 42 can’t call hisself a twink.

That’d be me right there, 42 as of this very year, third of March. Puts me as a Pisces and then there’s yourself as a [ … ] Cancer, yeah?

(Fact’s disclosure being I’ve no stake in zodiac and its signs as a way of telling truths. Just there’s a meme culture around it pleases me and there’s no one can fault me taking hands with another man of the water, ey?)

Crab and a fish, not so bad I’m thinking. c;

Also fairness’s sake, I’d not’ve guessed 45 for yourself. Nearbouts maybe, only for the fact you embody the DILF vibes to a ’t,’ but jesus lord almighty you keep yourself pristine.

Worth saying you’d have my affections were this not the case. Worth saying again you had me before I glimpsed a single image of yourself.

Worth saying as well, you’ve done good work, Vitaly, real good work, and there’s a middle aged twink wants that body all upon me, ah fuck.