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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[scalpedsociety]

What makes you so sure that birds like you?

Do you have a voice like a cartoon princess?

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[loyalless]

HAVE I hhad so much wine?? HavE I? HMM you couldnt'tt not know possibly for YOU are not here!

[lostyourheart]

I suspect you have had so much wine, as you have forgotten how to make a heart, and are claiming you can be a witch at will.

Then again, perhaps you are merely feeling particularly jovial, and of a mood for jesting. I would not begrudge you that, but this evening it would not appear to be the case.

Come now. You would never lie to your love, would you?

[sweatycoward]

BETRAYAL!! MY VERY OWN WIFE HAS BETRAYED ME!! :o

Good thing I'm the Deviant variety of Nerd. It just so happens I have lots of deviant friends... okay, deviant acquaintances who've cut off all lines of communication leading to the Nerd Squad. You might just need to pull out those extreme measures!

All the stops, Mrs. Treavor. All. The. Stops. Or who knows what else certified Nerd Deviant Mr. Katrina might get up to??

Noted, and preparations have begun. Adding all the shades of pink I can find to my Amazon cart. And my etsy cart. And... I don't know, where do Organization Nerds get their hot supplies?

[loyalless]

You know wht the courts say, Ms. Van Katrina. INSUFFICIENT EVIDENTS.

H ha no, the dcourts would be werong. You

No. No I

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It was jesting. :c Just jest. Jest jest.

No I would not like to lie to you. I would not lie.

[thatminx]

If I have to pull out all the stops, I'll just have to cancel those reinforcements. Kiss signings, unlike book signings, must be done alone, in the privacy of one's bedroom.

Curse you and your deviant friends-slash-acquaintances-slash-it's-probably-Wallace-or-me.

Or Chauncey.

Organization Nerds get their hot supplies from specialty shops online. And France. And sometimes Mexico.

[lostyourheart]

Likewise, I am only jesting. You mustn't fret, my own, my love. No sorrowful faces.

If you don't care to tell me why you're sorrowful and lonely tonight, you needn't. And I shall be there soon enough to ease you.

See? There, you have cause for smiling.

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Ms. Van Katrina. I rather like that. I might keep it. Certainly, it's preferable.

[sweatycoward]

fff. cartoon JACKASSS more like.

actual jackass, too. actua; jackass treavor pendleton; thats ME.

no i have a bird?? she likes me. talks to me. i miss her but maybe if i can ducks? something. someting. anyway they flock to me ha.

[loyalless]

Oh welle then! c: only c:

:3

why i"m lonely? I don't know. Ha i'M sure I don't known anything. Not hiding none lying. I wasss'
s

Sad. Quite. I don't remember.:c NO I Am. Apology. c: There.

Told Wallace to wit for watche for Ms. Van Katrina!

[sweatycoward]

I mean, Chauncey's definitely a deviant, but I don't think he'd—

Shit, do you think Chauncey's a nerd? Like, a deviant nerd?

...I.

Huh, all those shitty jokes, the suspenders. The calculator on his desk! The pocket protectors. The evidence was there all along and I never realized!

Kat. Kid. I think Chauncey might be one of my brethren? :o

Okay but on a not-Chauncey note, guess I'm gonna have to hit up by Organization Nerd contact, see if they can hook me up with those specialty shops. Hmmm. The only question is WHICH nerd contact to hit up, because it just so happened I'm surrounded by Organization Nerds.

[lostyourheart]

Are you sad now, or has my visit-to-be cheered you?

I wonder if you might set aside your wine for a while - at least until I arrive. I would be unhappy to find you asleep before I could enjoy even one embrace from you.

If you put off wine for the rest of the evening, we might even sit and talk a while.

I am not adverse to sitting by your side and keeping the watches of the night while you sleep, of course. Your nearness is my greatest joy.

[loyalless]

but,,, wine, Katrina! Wine!!

WINE.

mMmmm. Well i coudl let it sit for w time. A time until you. My you. My you. :3

Would that mak tyou happy, my you?

OH I WONNT FORGT. I am not so sad so sorrow now. A man of nto os woe!

[thatminx]

Chauncey is definitely a deviant nerd. I'm surprised it took you this long. The sweaty ergonomic pillow and deep abiding love of The Far Side comics were a dead giveaway.

You should pick the prettiest Organization Nerd, ply them with very sweet words and maybe an intense cuddling session. Pretty Organization Nerds really go for that.

[lostyourheart]

Do you care to make me happy? That alone would be enough: to have my happiness considered.

I am pleased to know I have driven off sorrow and sadness for a time; the thought of you in misery is untenable. You see, I care to make you happy - as you are similarly my you.

Poor darling. Only a little longer and you will have your me, there to fuss over you so that no woe remains at all.

[sweatycoward]

To be fair, Chauncey's been 'Grouchy Old Dude' for a while now. I'm talking Default Curmudgeon, Grandpa-in-the-Corner, 'Get off my lawn you kids,' that shit. I thought the pillow and the Larsen were like. Old people things?

Also hey, HEY excuse you not all Deviant Nerds have ergonomic pillows of any kind in fact 50% of the Deviant Nerds I know do NOT have any such thing.

And hold the fuck up why am I stuck with Chauncey? You get Wallace in your club, no fair. :/ Pretty nerd and nerd with the kickass mustache. Two nerds with hearts of gold. Not fair.

But hey, if you don't mind cuddling one of the sweaty nerds, I guess I should just count myself a lucky deviant. c;

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[loyalless]

Who m wouldn't want you happy?

Oh no I m no fool I see your worth, Katrina,. You can not hide it.

Please be happy, my you. As you have made bme.

aND how happy ill be when you are arive here, hmm?

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[loyalless]

I like very much too be your you. :3

[lostyourheart]

Surely you know that a woman's happiness comes secondary to most considerations? Very few have been inclined to care whether I am more than at ease - which, I assure you, is not happiness.

But I shall tell my you a secret: I am happiest of late when I am in your company. When you draw me near and press your cheek to mine, when you give me the whole of your attention, then I forget any sadness I have ever known.

[thatminx]

I mind cuddling with sweaty nerds if they're not you. Let's make sure we're clear on that: I'm not cuddling the Default Curmudgeon.

Only two people get my Grade A Specialty Cuddles anymore. And only one of those two gets to count himself 'lucky' ;)

And before you ask what I'm wearing and escalate that conversation: remember the sticky notes.

[loyalless]

It is an universial truth that man are fools!

well i will try not to to be.so muc.

Mm i hav put down my wine. Patently waiting! For my dear of frriends to be by me beside. My cheek for her. My cheeck to make her sadness go.

[lostyourheart]

Another secret: women are fools, as well. We have learned to hide it well, but we are just as reckless, just as witless as men.

For myself - I am foolish when it comes to my heart, you see, and give it away so easily, without a second thought, when I find a man deserving of its overflow of adoration.

And I am foolish in that I believe your cheek would truly make my sadness go.

How patient you are! And I will be there very soon, so I shall in the interim think of some manner of reward for such patience. A clasp of hands, perhaps, or a (discrete!) kiss upon the cheek I love so well.

[loyalless]

shh shh dont let waverly b hear you say this things she wi l skin you alive. oh but i woufld fight her first. With my WITS.

Now Katrina you must toake care of your heart. Previous commodity! But this is also fine, as cheek and my wits will guide you!

Discrition kiss indeed! I promsie noone will tell only Wallace may knoww and he is discrete most of all. :3 :3

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yOU can only claps my hands if i do not reach yours first, ha!

[lostyourheart]

As though I care a whit for Lady Boyle's opinions. The woman believes demonstrations of weaponry make for an evening's entertainment; there is no greater fool to be found. And you may tell her I said so; I would be utterly unafraid in the face of her ire.

I would also be delighted to have you employ your wits in my defense, of course.

As to my heart, it is so sorely bruised, a little more damage would matter not at all - and in any case, YOU must take care of my heart. Isn't that your task? My darling you, my dearest you.

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Do you speak much of me to Wallace? I fret, you know, that he dislikes me. Perhaps with good reason.

[loyalless]

....no I do not thtink i will be telling Wavery that. YOU may not be fear her, but II am a man all of fears, and she is salways waiting for Treavor to make err.

Hmm not whits for you many wits for you; i see you arree a clever girl indeed. :3

clever girl with sad heart, ah no. Katrina, I will watch your heart. I am little good, but believe me I will guard you as I m able.

Please. You must not be so bruised.

[ ... ] I have your heart in a chestg it is safe. :3 (I would put the heart hear but still I cannot fidn it.

Oh no I have been speaking of o Wallace of you this whole time. pfF WALLACE is under the opining that families are important but Wallace is coming around. Oh do not worry for you; i will tell Wallace all about your qualities. hE sees how i like you how you war m mme. c:

[lostyourheart]

It was an unintended pun, but I'm pleased to be unintentionally clever.

Did you place my heart in the chest that contained your own? Did you not say that box was tampered-with? I hope you have made it quite impenetrable, and that I need not fear someone else coming along to take it. I wish to love only you, for always. Guard it well, my darling, and keep it protected from harm and any other would-be romances.

In the end, it is all the same, is it not? Harm and romance?

As to Wallace, I -

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Well. I suppose it would not matter even if I were of some decent stock.

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Oh, these are melancholy thoughts! Let's talk of something other.