byanyname: (ohhh no big deal...)
Mickey Doyle ([personal profile] byanyname) wrote in [community profile] kingdomsofrain2016-12-01 03:31 am

tfln open post

either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.
primreaper: (Default)

Haymitch

[personal profile] primreaper 2016-12-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)

And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
agraveman: (laughter)

Ham the Man

[personal profile] agraveman 2016-12-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick.
What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Edited 2016-12-01 15:17 (UTC)
anniesgonemad: (away)

Hatmitch

[personal profile] anniesgonemad 2016-12-01 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
jondrette: (pic#9698882)

Grand R

[personal profile] jondrette 2016-12-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
ivegotmypride: (ya thnk so?)

billy <3

[personal profile] ivegotmypride 2016-12-01 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
scalpedsociety: (not one fuck given)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 1

[personal profile] scalpedsociety 2016-12-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
1. He called his dick the "gentle giant"

2. The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

3. i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
riveres: (oeil de côté)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 2

[personal profile] riveres 2016-12-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

2. So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night

3. you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
puppet_mistressofhell: (resist me? please!)

anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 3

[personal profile] puppet_mistressofhell 2016-12-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
1. She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....

2. Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?

3. I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
nuns4money: (...well fuck me)

anyone, yolo u know how I roll part 4

[personal profile] nuns4money 2016-12-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
1.just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day

2. I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.

3. The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Edited 2016-12-02 03:57 (UTC)
sliceofapple: credit | <user name="sliceofapple"> (ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ)

For Carson, because apparently hitmen text or something

[personal profile] sliceofapple 2016-12-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: do. not. fuck with me.
makingastatement: (pic#6824384)

For the Boardwalk crowd

[personal profile] makingastatement 2016-12-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

this was a mass text, wasnt it?
bunco: ( b u n c o ) | do not take (pic#6364106)

Langy-ford

[personal profile] bunco 2016-12-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing sea creatures for children