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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

Comments

[bunco]

Look who's talking, the one who gladly accepts his checks.

Just looked like they needed more bodies. Ha. Get it?

[drfrankentree]

Did I claim otherwise? My trees aren't any fonder of the view than you, and they can't support themselves.

You're a riot, Fontaine. A true god among clowns.

[bunco]

Eh, everybody got their own ticket to show. I like to think I added to the garbage art piece with some damn fine seahorses in a public bathroom.

No gods or kings. Only man.

i can't get over that icon holy christ.

[drfrankentree]

Oh, for fuck's sake. 'Only clowns' would be far more accurate.

Your father must be proud. It isn't every man who can deface a bathroom wall.

it's terrifying, is it not

[bunco]

Yeah, about as thrilled as your mother is about having some ferns for grandchildren.

nightmares. nightmares everywhere.

[drfrankentree]

She should count herself lucky not to be burdened by another squalling sack of yowls and vomit.

And I remain convinced that we'd be better off if half the world's population had been born as ferns instead.

[bunco]

Fortunately you're the only one crazy enough to eat that philosophy up.

[drfrankentree]

That may be, but there's no denying you'd be far more tolerable with fronds and rhizoids.