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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[riveres]

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED UNTIL THE MEETING WAS OVER YOU DAMN PERVERT.

[byanyname]

Nah, see, half the point was getting out of Mrs. Vanderhout's lecture about heaven and hell and how we're all gonna burn, especially those of us what wouldn't sit still or keep our yaps shut.

[riveres]

Listen, she's annoying, but we have to live through it.

[byanyname]

This Doyle don't gotta do nothin he doesn't want to. That's the rule of being a Doyle, don't ya know? Maybe you're okay subjecting your ears to that bunk, but I ain't gonna take it when Petey's givin me the eyes across the room.

[riveres]

Who the fuck is Petey?

[byanyname]

THE GUY I WANTED TO BONE. Ehheh. You better clean the mud outta your ears, kid.

[riveres]

Don't you have a lady?

[byanyname]

Wait wait wait, are we talkin about something that happened recent? Like today or in the last decade? Cause here I thought we were reminiscing. Just two fellas having a chat about the good ol youth group days.

Jeez, I got no idea what Petey's up to these days. Probably aint teaching no youth group, that's for sure.

[riveres]

I didn't even take you for a church person, to be honest.

[byanyname]

You can thank my ma for that. She was verrrry into the bible. Told us stories from it every night as we was all tucked in and heading off to dreamland.