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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[sweatycoward]

!!! Good point, kid. you've got lot of good good points. hey i'll be quiet and still don't worry i'lll keep your space warm there's room for you here promise I promise.

you get a little wet on the way in but that''s how u know you're a fish honorary.

[thatminx]

[ About 10 minutes later... ]

Okay no that was the wrong fish fountain.

Do you know how many fish fountains there are in this

Give me another hint, please? Or maybe tell me what hotel has the fountain, at least?

Wallace is going to kill me

Noooo it'll be fine, I tell him, go on back to the hotel, it's cool, what can go wrong

IMMEDIATELY lost you like fucking IMMEDIATELY

i'm so fucked

[sweatycoward]

[ He's been very quiet for ten minutes. Very very quiet, like a mouse-fish. But he's started to get lonely. Starting to feel a little soggy. Hmm. ]

silly mortal, no hotel owns the fish fountain.

But it is wet here

ei'm a little cold :c

maybe i wantto be where th not-fish are

part of your world :o

[thatminx]

Great, good, yes!

Come out of wherever you are. It's the desert, you'll warm up again and I'll come get you!

Wallace doesn't need to know

Don't tell Wallace I lost you :c

[sweatycoward]

good news!! i found madeleine and deforest by the fountin got them with water fountin water madeleine screamed deforest screamed got them good with dropplets ha ha monster from the fountain lagoon.

Monsters can''t stay long though fled I fled the scene bye shh shh donnt tell kid.

you dont tel mY secret i don't tell Wallace

no i would not tell Wallace anyway shh you're safe with me!

1/2

[thatminx]

OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT

2/2

[thatminx]

Holy shit, you're my hero.

And I will never tell, but I do need to find you now so I can kiss you for that.

[sweatycoward]

c:

can you find me though??

hide and seek you're it step up your game Ms. Amenenome.

1/3

[thatminx]

Fuck treavor come on please

wallace is

2/3

[thatminx]

[ ...Okay, but... ]

3/3

[thatminx]

Okay. Hide and seek.

Give me a hint, though. Vegas is big.

[sweatycoward]

Umm there's a..........

thats fair there''s a..

lots of plants? big big fern ha ha i can hide here forr a lot of minutes.

dude dressed like barney the dinosaur over there purple and green everywhere.

[thatminx]

Purple and gre-

HARRAHS!

Right???

You have to tell me if I'm right because I'm wearing high heels, it would suck to look for you in the wrong hotel. :c

[sweatycoward]

hold on just hold on uh

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.....

...

yeah iguess? some guy told me. i said he better not tell you where i am though so dont think your gettign off easy!

[thatminx]

DEFINITELY finding that guy and bribing him to tell me where you are. ;)

Casino, lobby, or somewhere else?

[sweatycoward]

nOOO HE PROMISED!! :o :O

fuck i don't know?? uh

not the casino tried to go in to find Wallace because slots but big fuckin dude not bro dude some other dude said i''m too wet hows that for customer service??

found an uhmmm

um it's i cant tell you its name gotta make it secret but it's a box it goes up and down beep bing

[thatminx]

Hey, fish aren't allowed in the elevators if they're not staying in the hotel. Come on, come back downstairs. Elevators are cheating.

[sweatycoward]

fiiiiine. ugH. for YOU, i jumped out at the last minute squeezed by a guy ha ha think he got a little soggy MY BAD,, GUY.

whatever he should feel blessed blesssed by the lagoon monster not everyones so lucky

u could be so lucky

if u find me c;

left a handprint on the wall for you..

[thatminx]

the lagoon monster just threatened to get me we

I could be so lucky, sure, sure.

No, I see you! Stop running!

oH MY GOD I CAN'T RUN IN HEELS

[sweatycoward]

[ The lagoon monster may be emitting a noise that falls somewhere between a shout and a laugh. May be shouting 'Sure well I can't run in DRUNK!'

And he's just gonna keep running.

Turn down one hall.

Turn down another.

Go through a door.

Another door. And.

Hey.

Hey, where is he?? ]

Kid?

kid???

i think i lost lost the game lost myself kid??? sosososos

[thatminx]

>:(

I can't believe you ran away. I have a handicap, I wore heels to make everyone jealous of you.

Besides. No "base" in hide-and-seek.

Well, I mean, I'm base. You're base. But no running!

Not fair.

[sweatycoward]

i regret

i have re grets

i found the grounnd

i didnt mean to run but

wait i did no lies no lies here i did mean to i m sorry very sorry please find me im cold :c

i will say good things about your shoes i will wear your shoes please find me

[thatminx]

Yeah, no lying. The floor is lies and you're on it now.

Are you still in the hotel? Did you see sunlight at all?

[sweatycoward]

surrounded by lies but iI will not lie to you u!

promise cross cross my heart

mm feels like carpet

on my face

the lies are carpet kAt

[thatminx]

[ Asking 'hey, have you seen a soaking wet drunk guy running through here' pans out, and she's pointed through a door, then a door.

Oh, Jesus, there he is, in a quiet part of the hotel. Quiet-ish, with the ever-present noise of slot machines. She sinks down to the floor beside him, painfully amused. ]

Found you.