tfln open post

[byanyname]

***

either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

Comments

[primreaper]

be careful with the splashing, haymitch. Blood is so hard to get out.

[So you're an asshole btw.]

[drowningthedays]

[Born and bred, sweetheart.

And he's going to have a very long drink and ignore the hell out the rising guilt.]

thats the benefit of being a legendary trainwreck. a little more blood doesnt make a difference. unsightly jackets still unsightly, drunks still a drunk.

[Okay. Okay he takes another drink before finishing the message. Whatever.]

im not the one with a fetish for clean clothes.

[primreaper]

i don't have a fetish for clean clothes.

[She kinda likes the scruff, okay? Just don't tell anyone.]

[drowningthedays]

[Probably best not to let him find out about that one.]

couldve fooled me.

[primreaper]

ah yes, because everything I do is for your approval.

[drowningthedays]

its not? and here i was, thinking i had every reason to make the little miss trinket fan club jealous.

[primreaper]

Please. I don't have a fanclub.

[drowningthedays]

not with that attitude, you wont. cmon, eff, wheres the pretty little smile for the masses?

[primreaper]

don't you tell me to smile, haymitch

[drowningthedays]

ships sailed on that. besides, im only lookin out for you. wouldnt want you to lose the fans you so coyly say you dont have. never pegged you as one for modesty.

[primreaper]

Your view of what goes on here in the Capitol is so skewed.

[drowningthedays]

pretty sure i wont be losing sleep over that one.

[primreaper]

humph!

[Yeah, just like she'd actually say in real life.]

[drowningthedays]

cute.

okay so ill bite. whats a rube like me need to know about the capital? whats the inside story? what am i drowwning in ignorance about? save me effie trinket. youre this rube's only hope.

[primreaper]

no, now I'm not going to say anything.