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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[sweatycoward]

Yes it's true I have great hair.

[thatminx]

Barry's a good name. Seems solid. Maybe he's just weird.

Tell Barry you have a doting wife who wants you sliiiiiightly coherent tonight, even if the Fish food is free.

Oh god, is Sheldon drinking at your pace?

Wait. Where's Wallace? Is Wallace with you ?????

[sweatycoward]

Nno? sHeldon said hes got it covered. Sheldon' got it covered no big deal.

It's good Katrina I promise it's a good we''re giving Wallace a respite because im loud sometimes.

Sheldon cannt drink am ty pace if I take his drinks huh can he huh??

shh shh don't tell but but
i took berry's drink

Barry hairy barry rasphairy drink tastes like a raspbairy.

[thatminx]

Barry Hairy Raspberry isn't trying to pick you up, is he? I'm pretty jealous, remember.

Hey, hey don't steal drinks from the guy buying you drinks. RUDE.

[sweatycoward]

ha ha no it'ss fine everything fine Bury Berry BARRY hasnt noticed also Shheldon just bought more drinks drinks for Berry drinks for all i cannot steal them all Kat Katrina Kat the bartendr's watching me?? Barry told him stop no made more crikt noises.

peep ppeeep peep like that crickets.

why are not you here???

[thatminx]

I'm in Sleepy Hollow visiting my parents. Remember, I kissed you goodbye before I left?

I'll be back tonight on the 9:30 train. Take some pictures of Barry the Cricket so you can show me when I get home.

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[sweatycoward]

oH shit that was today??

I will sk Barry no surprise photos no one likes that :c :c

mm hold on

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BARRY SAID YES!!

[sweatycoward]

[ The messages that follow are a series of images: a blurred shot of the... ceiling maybe; a shot barely catching a bleary-looking Treavor's face; a picture of several no that's more than several empty glasses; then finally, finally, Sheldon and a man in his forties with a red red jacket and yes that's very red very very red hair. ]

[thatminx]

That was this morning. It was a very long time ago, hmm?

...

Hm.

Interesting guy.

Just be careful? I'm not there to protect my Fish :c

[sweatycoward]

years and Years and years :c :C imiss you Kat, Kat where is my wife??

shh shh DONTTt say sleepytime hollow ihope your parents arenot being rude?

Kat. Kaaaaaaatt. i'm vry drunk right now??

were playing a game it's calledeye spy

Sheldon spied his aunt sheldon's embarrased berry knows sheldon's aunt???

[thatminx]

My parents are being very parental and would like to know when they're going to meet you properly. Since I'm your wife and that isn't changing any time soon.

Is Sheldon related to Barry? Why is his aunt there?

1/2

[sweatycoward]

OHH SHTTITTTTTT

OH SHITTT KAT

KATRINA

BARRY'S FUCKING SHELDONS AUNT

also berry's got a motorcycle???? sheldon's aunt likes to ride the motorcycle???

i think we'ree drinkjing with sheldons ant now

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[sweatycoward]

hmmmmmmmmmmm maybe your parents are not sure about that

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[thatminx]

HAHAH OH MY GOD YOU'RE DRINKING WITH SHELDON'S AUNT'S FUCKBOY

THAT'S AMAZING

I'm so jealous D:

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[thatminx]

Wait what do you mean?

About my parents not being sure?

You're sure, right?

[sweatycoward]

OHH hey i didnt

I didn't mean.

Katrina I din't mean.

Yes i'M sure.

I'm always sure.

I emeant. meant like. Maybe they're not sure about meeting me???

I am not good for meeting.

[thatminx]

You were good for meeting when I met you. ;)

Hey.

Litmus test for whether my parents will like you:

Do you love me?

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[sweatycoward]

I do.

I love you very much, the most.

So much, with proper punctuation and capitalization and spelling and everything.

2/2

[sweatycoward]

ha fuck, our first meeting shouldve been such a mess,, too.

mess couldnnt keep us down no not.

kid's too good for that,.

[thatminx]

See? You love me, and that's the most important quality in a man.

And you know what? You'd be worth

Huh.

You really would. Be worth risking everything for. I really think that.

...

I'm going to tell you that again tomorrow morning when you're sober, just so you don't forget.

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[sweatycoward]

haa that'sss probbly a good idea

because sheldon's Aunt's fuckboy just bought another round
ohH i think SHES buying a round two??

aunt mary i never knew!!!!

2/2

[sweatycoward]

shh shh shhh

but the imprr
importnt thing

you're the best get a goldstar from your goldfish

[thatminx]

Is this the same Aunt Mary that he named the parrot after?

I'm calling her Amaryllis now that I know. It's way better.

[sweatycoward]

<3 <# best Katrina i'm gonna

oh waitT???

Katrina

Katrina Katrina Katrina

she swears just lik my parrot!!!!!

you shoufd see sheldons face fffff 'my good auny mary would never swear a swear' haa Sheldon sure sheldon WRONG sheldon she''s like mmm she's mary the amaryllis the pirte queen!!

[thatminx]

Did the parrot teach her to swear, do you think?

So you and Sheldon just happened to show up at the same bar as

Mary and Barry?