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[byanyname]

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[sweatycoward]

OHH hey i didnt

I didn't mean.

Katrina I din't mean.

Yes i'M sure.

I'm always sure.

I emeant. meant like. Maybe they're not sure about meeting me???

I am not good for meeting.

[thatminx]

You were good for meeting when I met you. ;)

Hey.

Litmus test for whether my parents will like you:

Do you love me?

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[sweatycoward]

I do.

I love you very much, the most.

So much, with proper punctuation and capitalization and spelling and everything.

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[sweatycoward]

ha fuck, our first meeting shouldve been such a mess,, too.

mess couldnnt keep us down no not.

kid's too good for that,.

[thatminx]

See? You love me, and that's the most important quality in a man.

And you know what? You'd be worth

Huh.

You really would. Be worth risking everything for. I really think that.

...

I'm going to tell you that again tomorrow morning when you're sober, just so you don't forget.

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[sweatycoward]

haa that'sss probbly a good idea

because sheldon's Aunt's fuckboy just bought another round
ohH i think SHES buying a round two??

aunt mary i never knew!!!!

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[sweatycoward]

shh shh shhh

but the imprr
importnt thing

you're the best get a goldstar from your goldfish

[thatminx]

Is this the same Aunt Mary that he named the parrot after?

I'm calling her Amaryllis now that I know. It's way better.

[sweatycoward]

<3 <# best Katrina i'm gonna

oh waitT???

Katrina

Katrina Katrina Katrina

she swears just lik my parrot!!!!!

you shoufd see sheldons face fffff 'my good auny mary would never swear a swear' haa Sheldon sure sheldon WRONG sheldon she''s like mmm she's mary the amaryllis the pirte queen!!

[thatminx]

Did the parrot teach her to swear, do you think?

So you and Sheldon just happened to show up at the same bar as

Mary and Barry?

[sweatycoward]

mmMm Katrina i know my swears and pirate aunt'ss been swering for years like pro swearing sheldon's blushing i'M gonna buy aunt pirate a drink

mary and barry THEY RHYTHM

i told them now berry made a song??? it s not a bad song Katrina mabee berries not bad??

wait but
unless you do you think this is a conspirates????

[thatminx]

I think Sheldon's family is probably pretty trustworthy. You're okay, Fish.

I want to hear the Barry-Mary song though. :c

Look at everything I miss out on by going to family dinner.

[sweatycoward]

BRRY WANS TO MEET AMARYLLIS

not prate amaryllis parrot amaryllis my amaryllis

i think we''re going to visitt????

wait wait wait firt i willl get barry to sing his barry-man song again make SHeldon record it for you! you can sneak out to watchit tell yor family its an emerhingcy i won'tnot tell

[thatminx]

Record it for me and I'll watch it on the train when I come home.

This better not be a better song than Antishark and Fish. We can't be outdone by another couple.

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[sweatycoward]

heY Beary's alright but he'snot THAT good :o

shh shh gotta make sheldon record better motorboat arm skills keep it steade nice and easy

OKAY SHLDONS SENDING IT

i like the prt about ging on a bike oto a firend named ike

Katrina who is ike??? :o bArry will not tell me

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[sweatycoward]

Katrina barrry says my hair is good hair!! :o

ant pirite said i am not a delinqint like Sheldon said

aw aunt pirate's so snice??

[thatminx]

Treavor?

Treavor, please, do NOT get on a motorcycle with anyone who's been drinking!

TREAVOR

[sweatycoward]

IT"S IS CALLED ARTSTIC LICENSE KATRINA :o

there is noo ike Barry said that was s an innudo

no no one's get on anny bike aunt pirates goingto drive real safe

she does not allways avoid the speed limts ha ha?? but aunt amary has had zero liquors i asked her she promised hello FFish is reesponsble!!

[thatminx]

An innuendo for what??

Jesus. Please, please, please, don't drive, don't get on a motorcycle, please.

Shit.

I'm

Fuck fuck I'm coming home.

[sweatycoward]

iunno. fucking?? mabe ike is their sexing time?/

no no nooo don'T leave your family they already unlike me shh donnto make them mad i promise???

i prmise no ikes

BIKES

or ikes ha ha

anut mary ddrevs a Honda

trust anut mary!!

[thatminx]

Please, I'm scared. I don't know Mary, you've all been drinking.

Please, just call Wallace and have him come get you.

I'm going to kill Sheldon

Treavor, don't okay? For your wife???

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[sweatycoward]

what?? no,, Katrina its okay!! we just want to see my parrrott. :c

amaryllis Katrina!! the real real bird bird amaryllis!!!!

shhh hshh no scard it'S oay!

waitwait wait

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[sweatycoward]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALLACE YOU SUMMED WALLACE HES HEAR!!!!!!

WALLACE <3 <3

oh nono Wallace is mad nno Wallace is sad we left him :c :C

TELL WALLACE M SORRYY no wai ll tell wait wiit

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[sweatycoward]

Wallace says were eedoging home nwo??

Katrina i cannott make him sadddert more sad i want to see my rprot but i dont not want r sad Wallace :c :c

no parrotss today :c :c :c

[thatminx]

Tell Wallace to call me, please.