Mickey Doyle (
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kingdomsofrain2016-12-01 03:31 am
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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.
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[Yes, she drinks a lot during the games. She just hides it. Because she is a Professional, Haymitch. Professional.]
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ha ha ha. tell me something i HAVENT heard before.
youre better with kids anyway. they like you.
you know what? i almost made it through that sentence without laughing.
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maybe if you were a bit more likeable our tributes would stand a fighting chance.
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And accurate. Whatever.]good thing everyones your biggest fan. when the next meeting of the effie trinket fan club, again?
i burned the likeability bridge a loooong time ago. nothing to do now but splash around in the kingdom of the rude.
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[So you're an asshole btw.]
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And he's going to have a very long drink and ignore the hell out the rising guilt.]
thats the benefit of being a legendary trainwreck. a little more blood doesnt make a difference. unsightly jackets still unsightly, drunks still a drunk.
[Okay. Okay he takes another drink before finishing the message. Whatever.]
im not the one with a fetish for clean clothes.
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[She kinda likes the scruff, okay? Just don't tell anyone.]
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couldve fooled me.
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[Yeah, just like she'd actually say in real life.]
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okay so ill bite. whats a rube like me need to know about the capital? whats the inside story? what am i drowwning in ignorance about? save me effie trinket. youre this rube's only hope.
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