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[byanyname]

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[sweatycoward]

Red red orange red gold red red.

Everywhere there's hair hair puts my hair to shame. :o

[thatminx]

Is it a sportsball thing? If it's a sportsball thing, you should run away.

Otherwise, hey. Sheldon's with you. See where it goes. You don't have your punching ring so you can't get into any fistfights.

[sweatycoward]

Maybe hair likes my hair??

I don't know sportsball i asked if he plays cricket he made cricket noises KAtrina i laughed Katrina sheldon laughed we're in trouble now shEldon's making cricket jokes and i have sheldon's drink down it goes.

[thatminx]

You have pretty great hair.

He sounds lowkey crazy. Which

Is not bad for you/our people/we. Does Cricket have a name?

Easy on the Fish food. I want some Fish left alive for cuddles when I get home :c

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[sweatycoward]

It's good fishfood though free Fish food maybe. Still don't know if there's a price ummm.

I asked his name he said Jimand Jimma Jimmeny?

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[sweatycoward]

Oh no his name is Barry.

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[sweatycoward]

Yes it's true I have great hair.

[thatminx]

Barry's a good name. Seems solid. Maybe he's just weird.

Tell Barry you have a doting wife who wants you sliiiiiightly coherent tonight, even if the Fish food is free.

Oh god, is Sheldon drinking at your pace?

Wait. Where's Wallace? Is Wallace with you ?????

[sweatycoward]

Nno? sHeldon said hes got it covered. Sheldon' got it covered no big deal.

It's good Katrina I promise it's a good we''re giving Wallace a respite because im loud sometimes.

Sheldon cannt drink am ty pace if I take his drinks huh can he huh??

shh shh don't tell but but
i took berry's drink

Barry hairy barry rasphairy drink tastes like a raspbairy.

[thatminx]

Barry Hairy Raspberry isn't trying to pick you up, is he? I'm pretty jealous, remember.

Hey, hey don't steal drinks from the guy buying you drinks. RUDE.

[sweatycoward]

ha ha no it'ss fine everything fine Bury Berry BARRY hasnt noticed also Shheldon just bought more drinks drinks for Berry drinks for all i cannot steal them all Kat Katrina Kat the bartendr's watching me?? Barry told him stop no made more crikt noises.

peep ppeeep peep like that crickets.

why are not you here???

[thatminx]

I'm in Sleepy Hollow visiting my parents. Remember, I kissed you goodbye before I left?

I'll be back tonight on the 9:30 train. Take some pictures of Barry the Cricket so you can show me when I get home.

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[sweatycoward]

oH shit that was today??

I will sk Barry no surprise photos no one likes that :c :c

mm hold on

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BARRY SAID YES!!

[sweatycoward]

[ The messages that follow are a series of images: a blurred shot of the... ceiling maybe; a shot barely catching a bleary-looking Treavor's face; a picture of several no that's more than several empty glasses; then finally, finally, Sheldon and a man in his forties with a red red jacket and yes that's very red very very red hair. ]

[thatminx]

That was this morning. It was a very long time ago, hmm?

...

Hm.

Interesting guy.

Just be careful? I'm not there to protect my Fish :c

[sweatycoward]

years and Years and years :c :C imiss you Kat, Kat where is my wife??

shh shh DONTTt say sleepytime hollow ihope your parents arenot being rude?

Kat. Kaaaaaaatt. i'm vry drunk right now??

were playing a game it's calledeye spy

Sheldon spied his aunt sheldon's embarrased berry knows sheldon's aunt???

[thatminx]

My parents are being very parental and would like to know when they're going to meet you properly. Since I'm your wife and that isn't changing any time soon.

Is Sheldon related to Barry? Why is his aunt there?

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[sweatycoward]

OHH SHTTITTTTTT

OH SHITTT KAT

KATRINA

BARRY'S FUCKING SHELDONS AUNT

also berry's got a motorcycle???? sheldon's aunt likes to ride the motorcycle???

i think we'ree drinkjing with sheldons ant now

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[sweatycoward]

hmmmmmmmmmmm maybe your parents are not sure about that

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[thatminx]

HAHAH OH MY GOD YOU'RE DRINKING WITH SHELDON'S AUNT'S FUCKBOY

THAT'S AMAZING

I'm so jealous D:

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[thatminx]

Wait what do you mean?

About my parents not being sure?

You're sure, right?

[sweatycoward]

OHH hey i didnt

I didn't mean.

Katrina I din't mean.

Yes i'M sure.

I'm always sure.

I emeant. meant like. Maybe they're not sure about meeting me???

I am not good for meeting.

[thatminx]

You were good for meeting when I met you. ;)

Hey.

Litmus test for whether my parents will like you:

Do you love me?

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[sweatycoward]

I do.

I love you very much, the most.

So much, with proper punctuation and capitalization and spelling and everything.

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[sweatycoward]

ha fuck, our first meeting shouldve been such a mess,, too.

mess couldnnt keep us down no not.

kid's too good for that,.