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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[makingastatement]

I'm saying get your ass over here and pick me up or you'll be shitting artichokes for two weeks.

[ Threats make things substantially less embarrassing, right? ]

[byanyname]

[ Sure, Al, sure. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Mickey definitely won't hold onto this memory forever. And he definitely won't ever bring it up or wave it in your face. Scout's honor! ]

A fate worse than death, ehhheh.

Since when was I at your beck and call? I got a life too, ya know. With a job and everything.

[makingastatement]

[ Right. Somehow he doesn't buy that promise. ]

You've got a job because people I know say you do. You wanna piss them off?

[byanyname]

[ Aw, come on. Just look at Mickey's face: most trustworthy man of the year, right here.

Right, except you can't look at his face. 'Cause you're trapped in the middle of Artichokesville. ]

Awwww, take it easy. I'm just havin fun.

Course I'll come and get you. You know there's nothing in life thrills me more than saving my pals from death by artichokes.