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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[makingastatement]

[ Right. Somehow he doesn't buy that promise. ]

You've got a job because people I know say you do. You wanna piss them off?

[byanyname]

[ Aw, come on. Just look at Mickey's face: most trustworthy man of the year, right here.

Right, except you can't look at his face. 'Cause you're trapped in the middle of Artichokesville. ]

Awwww, take it easy. I'm just havin fun.

Course I'll come and get you. You know there's nothing in life thrills me more than saving my pals from death by artichokes.