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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[reformedwhaler]

You haven’t eaten since?

You don’t need a dollar.

[lendme50rubles]

Mon cher, I haven't eaten since breakfast yesterday. Come come, lend me a dollar.

A good friend's purse is always open.

[reformedwhaler]

There's no cause for insulting me. I know that I'm no friend.

What happened to yesterday's dollar?

[lendme50rubles]

Was there a dollar yesterday? I don't remember it. Well, nevermind, don't talk to me of that. Let's talk of friendship.

Aren't we friends?

[reformedwhaler]

No, we aren't. And you never do.

I believe 'dupe' is a more appropriate term for what I am.

Meet me in the usual place. You'll have your dollar.

[lendme50rubles]

Now, I don't think I will. No, I won't come.

I wouldn't take a single centime from a man who wasn't a friend.

You could take back what you said, at least. A dupe! What a thing to think of me, when I have only the warmth of sentimental attachment for you.

[reformedwhaler]

Yes, what sentiment you show.

Stay away if you like; I won't shed a tear.

And I'll remain one dollar richer.

[lendme50rubles]

Sentiment? Who walks you home when you've had too much wine? Who found you under that tree and delivered you to your wife?

I will come, but only to prove I care for mon cher ami.

[reformedwhaler]

I didn't ask you to

I'd rather you didn't mention

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Of course. And take the dollar as receipt of your caring.