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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

Comments

[sweatycoward]

Don't tell hey hey kid hey pls don nt tell Wallace he'll give me that face tha disappointed face pls no I promise. :c

also youu will like it hear it is quiet no people just us fish, me fish plus stone statu fish plus you!

[thatminx]

...Okay Fish, sure. I'll come live with you in the fountain. But do you know where it is? Because I have no idea where there's a fountain with no people and a stone fish.

God I hope you're not in a men's room

Help me find you.

[sweatycoward]

Shh okay shh but be secret keep it safe shh

there aRE people they just are

outside the fountain?? they do not now im here shh.

big fish big blue eyes spitting water all over

secret water cave c;

[thatminx]

...Are you in a

Oh my god you're

Okay I think I

Hey. Stay there. Seriously, don't move because you don't want to get arrested caught by fishermen, right?

How the fuck did you get all the way

[sweatycoward]

!!! Good point, kid. you've got lot of good good points. hey i'll be quiet and still don't worry i'lll keep your space warm there's room for you here promise I promise.

you get a little wet on the way in but that''s how u know you're a fish honorary.

[thatminx]

[ About 10 minutes later... ]

Okay no that was the wrong fish fountain.

Do you know how many fish fountains there are in this

Give me another hint, please? Or maybe tell me what hotel has the fountain, at least?

Wallace is going to kill me

Noooo it'll be fine, I tell him, go on back to the hotel, it's cool, what can go wrong

IMMEDIATELY lost you like fucking IMMEDIATELY

i'm so fucked

[sweatycoward]

[ He's been very quiet for ten minutes. Very very quiet, like a mouse-fish. But he's started to get lonely. Starting to feel a little soggy. Hmm. ]

silly mortal, no hotel owns the fish fountain.

But it is wet here

ei'm a little cold :c

maybe i wantto be where th not-fish are

part of your world :o

[thatminx]

Great, good, yes!

Come out of wherever you are. It's the desert, you'll warm up again and I'll come get you!

Wallace doesn't need to know

Don't tell Wallace I lost you :c

[sweatycoward]

good news!! i found madeleine and deforest by the fountin got them with water fountin water madeleine screamed deforest screamed got them good with dropplets ha ha monster from the fountain lagoon.

Monsters can''t stay long though fled I fled the scene bye shh shh donnt tell kid.

you dont tel mY secret i don't tell Wallace

no i would not tell Wallace anyway shh you're safe with me!

1/2

[thatminx]

OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT

2/2

[thatminx]

Holy shit, you're my hero.

And I will never tell, but I do need to find you now so I can kiss you for that.

[sweatycoward]

c:

can you find me though??

hide and seek you're it step up your game Ms. Amenenome.

1/3

[thatminx]

Fuck treavor come on please

wallace is

2/3

[thatminx]

[ ...Okay, but... ]

3/3

[thatminx]

Okay. Hide and seek.

Give me a hint, though. Vegas is big.

[sweatycoward]

Umm there's a..........

thats fair there''s a..

lots of plants? big big fern ha ha i can hide here forr a lot of minutes.

dude dressed like barney the dinosaur over there purple and green everywhere.

[thatminx]

Purple and gre-

HARRAHS!

Right???

You have to tell me if I'm right because I'm wearing high heels, it would suck to look for you in the wrong hotel. :c

[sweatycoward]

hold on just hold on uh

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.....

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yeah iguess? some guy told me. i said he better not tell you where i am though so dont think your gettign off easy!

[thatminx]

DEFINITELY finding that guy and bribing him to tell me where you are. ;)

Casino, lobby, or somewhere else?

[sweatycoward]

nOOO HE PROMISED!! :o :O

fuck i don't know?? uh

not the casino tried to go in to find Wallace because slots but big fuckin dude not bro dude some other dude said i''m too wet hows that for customer service??

found an uhmmm

um it's i cant tell you its name gotta make it secret but it's a box it goes up and down beep bing

[thatminx]

Hey, fish aren't allowed in the elevators if they're not staying in the hotel. Come on, come back downstairs. Elevators are cheating.

[sweatycoward]

fiiiiine. ugH. for YOU, i jumped out at the last minute squeezed by a guy ha ha think he got a little soggy MY BAD,, GUY.

whatever he should feel blessed blesssed by the lagoon monster not everyones so lucky

u could be so lucky

if u find me c;

left a handprint on the wall for you..

[thatminx]

the lagoon monster just threatened to get me we

I could be so lucky, sure, sure.

No, I see you! Stop running!

oH MY GOD I CAN'T RUN IN HEELS

[sweatycoward]

[ The lagoon monster may be emitting a noise that falls somewhere between a shout and a laugh. May be shouting 'Sure well I can't run in DRUNK!'

And he's just gonna keep running.

Turn down one hall.

Turn down another.

Go through a door.

Another door. And.

Hey.

Hey, where is he?? ]

Kid?

kid???

i think i lost lost the game lost myself kid??? sosososos

[thatminx]

>:(

I can't believe you ran away. I have a handicap, I wore heels to make everyone jealous of you.

Besides. No "base" in hide-and-seek.

Well, I mean, I'm base. You're base. But no running!

Not fair.