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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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i am... so sorry...........

[makingastatement]

[ Psh, whoever this guy is. ]

Your mother's left tit knows.

oh, al. such a sweetheart.

[phillysfinest]

[ This is not the kind of shit he needs right now. ]

I'm gonna assume you're either very drunk, or you've got a death wish.

[makingastatement]

And you're not?

You sound as boring as a church on a Saturday night.

[phillysfinest]

Hilarious.

How did you get this number?

[phillysfinest]

Jesus, is this Doyle? Cause I swear to god, Mickey, you send one more dick joke or sob story about your sad little life, I'm gonna dig your grave myself.