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[byanyname]

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anyone, yolo ur know how I roll part 2

[riveres]

1. She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened

2. So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night

3. you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

3 (because who the fuck else)

[byanyname]

Wrong with me? Try wrong with the guy who made sure I spent that evening sighing my little heart out cause I couldn't sneak off with Petey.

[riveres]

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED UNTIL THE MEETING WAS OVER YOU DAMN PERVERT.

[byanyname]

Nah, see, half the point was getting out of Mrs. Vanderhout's lecture about heaven and hell and how we're all gonna burn, especially those of us what wouldn't sit still or keep our yaps shut.

[riveres]

Listen, she's annoying, but we have to live through it.

[byanyname]

This Doyle don't gotta do nothin he doesn't want to. That's the rule of being a Doyle, don't ya know? Maybe you're okay subjecting your ears to that bunk, but I ain't gonna take it when Petey's givin me the eyes across the room.

[riveres]

Who the fuck is Petey?

[byanyname]

THE GUY I WANTED TO BONE. Ehheh. You better clean the mud outta your ears, kid.

[riveres]

Don't you have a lady?

[byanyname]

Wait wait wait, are we talkin about something that happened recent? Like today or in the last decade? Cause here I thought we were reminiscing. Just two fellas having a chat about the good ol youth group days.

Jeez, I got no idea what Petey's up to these days. Probably aint teaching no youth group, that's for sure.

[riveres]

I didn't even take you for a church person, to be honest.

[byanyname]

You can thank my ma for that. She was verrrry into the bible. Told us stories from it every night as we was all tucked in and heading off to dreamland.

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[wireandwood]

cant say i recall. that dont mean nothin

whos this sposed to be?

[riveres]

Oscar sir.

[wireandwood]

yeah. right

wouldnt get worked up abut it. it aint the first time

[riveres]

Do you even HAVE eyebrows?

[Oscar, you should be asking Mickey that.]

[wireandwood]

[Congratulations, kiddo; you've succeeded in confusing the shit out of Chet.]

the fuckre you saying?

course i have fuckn eyebrows

[riveres]

Sometimes it's just hard to tell.

[wireandwood]

yr a strange one aint you?

[riveres]

A lot of people tell me that for some reason.

[wireandwood]

yeh well. aint surprised.

it aint the worst to be called. allve us r a differnt kind of strange