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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[broughtyouflowers]

[ Ah, for fuck's sake. He would luck out like this. ]

All right. Guess there's no fooling you.

Anything I should know about in particular? In terms of not fucking with you, I mean. Quirks, colognes that'll offend you to the core, country music stations I ought not play above a respectable volume?

[sliceofapple]

[ Alternatively, he could always leave. Go. Shoo. ]

Do you do or partake in using of any of what you just listed?

[broughtyouflowers]

[ Hey, friendo. Everyone's gotta live somewhere, and you could do worse than Carson. Probably. ]

What's my prize if I do?