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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

Comments

[lostyourheart]

Well, that is quite a promise.

Never, ever look at my shoes. We shall need a contract signed and witnessed, I believe.

[reformedwhaler]

its a reel for true promis!!

m writing contract now donnt worrie its a god one. binmding.

[lostyourheart]

Are you writing it on paper or on leaves?

I beg your pardon: leafs.

[reformedwhaler]

LEAFF ME ALONE

ha ha :3


oh no i havef a papper it s we tbut good

I Will share donnut worries

[lostyourheart]

Oh excellent, a contact on wet paper.

I may need to retain an attorney to review it, however.

[reformedwhaler]

shhs the wet mens it's aut..henctc authantick real

no i knoww law it is fine ask my wife,.


DONT ASK MI WIFE

[lostyourheart]

Will Olivia confirm that you indeed know the law?

I shall have to inquire, after all. You are much more interesting than I initially assumed.

[reformedwhaler]

shushh shsh it's secret betwen us!

OLivia's slep sleeep sleap...... zzzzz. Olivias zzzzzz. doe not disturb herr.

watch Hold on itss offishul

[ Shortly following this message, there's an image of a rain-stained contract, Mr. Arthur Williams will not lok at shoos!! not one look! sinned, Arthur. The message is decorate with one smiley face and one frowny sad face.

He tried. ]

[lostyourheart]

[ This is. The best day of her life. ]

It shall have to be ratified by congress, but I'll allow it.

[ Blackmail. Saving this forever. For blackmail. Somehow. ]

[reformedwhaler]

[ He's going to. Regret the living hell out of this come morning, isn't he? ]

What doo?
how will?>
uuuokay if you likE. do youu know congrass?

yo are a mercy ladie,.

[lostyourheart]

I do indeed know congress. All of congress.

Go to bed, Heer Williams. Your wife is tired.

[reformedwhaler]

ur too poowerful.:o :o

:o <-- its a ghost

i'm wil slep now. with leafs,

slepnight ladie penddd. ladie p.

[lostyourheart]

I think you had better call me 'Katrina'.

The ladyship was unwanted to begin with, and 'ladie p' sounds vulgar.

[reformedwhaler]

:o :o :o :o :o
:o :o o

katriina

:o <- leafs gost

zzzzzz
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