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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[thatminx]

Oh Great and Powerful Avatar of Sexy,

I regret to inform you that the purple underwear are cotton, and therefore ineligible for the Risqué Factor. I think the other W's are also cotton, so we're probably not taking strides to be Sexiest Trio here. You're going to have to pull everyone's weight on the Sexy front.

At least you didn't call them 'panties'. That's a gross word. Panties. Panties. :c gross

Give W some times to nap before you message him. He made a beeline for the bedroom and collapsed. (That's not normal, right?) I hung out until he fell asleep, but I'm not you, or this is a bigger situation than one-woman cuddling can solve. If it's about C - I'm going to guess he's frustrated. Being on the other coast when she's in trouble is helpless-inducing.

Okay, W care package shopping list:

Swedish Fish
Flowers of the yellow variety
Coffee, black, from the shop on the corner

I'll get takeout from that weird Thai place he likes. We can figure out the rest when you get home.