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treavor pendleton | dishonored modern au

[sweatycoward]

1) Do you know who is an unnderrted friend? lawn flamingos!
shh sh i gave one a small cowboy hat ha ha

2) Hiding in the clothes rack like a four-year-old. Already scared three people. I told Wallace I didn't want to go shopping. :/

3) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME my balloon keeps me safe!!
ha ha it is not my birthday
ha ha shh dont tell
this balloon isnot mine :o

4) See they think it's funny dropping me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't keep waking up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are giving me Looks. Also I think a squirrel bit me. And there are bears here?
No wait that's a fake bear false alarm.

5) There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. Hello hair man?
Sheldon says this is how horror movies start. Pretty sure this is how Treavor getting punched in the face starts. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

6) Mmy tater tots were stolen. :c

5

[thatminx]

I knew I should have made you come with me to visit my parents.

Probably a bad idea. What kind of hair?

1/2

[sweatycoward]

Lots.

[sweatycoward]

Red red orange red gold red red.

Everywhere there's hair hair puts my hair to shame. :o

[thatminx]

Is it a sportsball thing? If it's a sportsball thing, you should run away.

Otherwise, hey. Sheldon's with you. See where it goes. You don't have your punching ring so you can't get into any fistfights.

[sweatycoward]

Maybe hair likes my hair??

I don't know sportsball i asked if he plays cricket he made cricket noises KAtrina i laughed Katrina sheldon laughed we're in trouble now shEldon's making cricket jokes and i have sheldon's drink down it goes.

[thatminx]

You have pretty great hair.

He sounds lowkey crazy. Which

Is not bad for you/our people/we. Does Cricket have a name?

Easy on the Fish food. I want some Fish left alive for cuddles when I get home :c

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[sweatycoward]

It's good fishfood though free Fish food maybe. Still don't know if there's a price ummm.

I asked his name he said Jimand Jimma Jimmeny?

2/3

[sweatycoward]

Oh no his name is Barry.

3/3

[sweatycoward]

Yes it's true I have great hair.

[thatminx]

Barry's a good name. Seems solid. Maybe he's just weird.

Tell Barry you have a doting wife who wants you sliiiiiightly coherent tonight, even if the Fish food is free.

Oh god, is Sheldon drinking at your pace?

Wait. Where's Wallace? Is Wallace with you ?????

SURPRISE 6

[thatminx]

no no

well sort of

I ate them :(

Sorry :( :(

They were really cold tho, I took one for the team so you wouldn't have to eat cold tatertots

:o!

[sweatycoward]

i like cold tatos. :c

It is okay though don't worry hakuna matato i like yoU better than tater tots even. c:

but I am still sad about gonetatos.

[thatminx]

Nooooooo don't be sad.

I know how to make them from scratch??? Not in the tot final form but like

Homefries.

I'll make you some fresh!

Or buy you more of the tot ones.

[sweatycoward]

no no

it's okay i will
SURVIVE

as long as i believe in tater tots i know i'll survive

ha ha hey Katrina?? the srtars are out :o

[thatminx]

You can't see stars in Manhattan, where are you D: D: D:

[sweatycoward]

the roof?

maybe not stars I might be envisioning stars

come envision stars with me my Katrina my love <3 <3 <3

7 - Self-starter!

[thatminx]

Hello husband. Wonderful husband. Best husband. My love. Light of my life.

Why is there no doorknob inside the bathroom today?

This is a pretty important question, followed by 'How do I get out'.

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[sweatycoward]

Shh shh shh not so loud. :c

Words hurt my head. :c :c

2/2

[sweatycoward]

Wait you're in the bathroom?

[thatminx]

I'm in the bathroom.

I'm staying in the bathroom because I can't get out. There's no doorknob.

Why isn't there a doorknob????

1/2

[sweatycoward]

Uh oh.

2/2

[sweatycoward]

I was going to. Put a sign up?

'Out of order do not close door' something like that?

Guess I forgot to put it up. :c

[ Actually, the sign says 'DON'T GO!!' and it's sitting pretty uselessly on the kitchen counter. A mistake was made. ]

[thatminx]

There wasn't a sign :c

And also I can't pee with the door open. Who pees with the

Nevermind.

Hey. So I guess I live in the bathroom now?

[sweatycoward]

There might be some Swedish fish under the sink? Also this fantasy novel Wallace's been reading.