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treavor pendleton | dishonored modern au

[sweatycoward]

1) Hello this is agreeting from the fountain i Live here now I'm never comingg back I guess its good.

2) Shh shhh shh don't touch Do not touch Wallace's cowboy hat he will cowboy kick you to the sun. I learned this once he put me in the time out chair. :c :c

3) Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

4) I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.

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[thatminx]

What the fuck

Treavor you were right behind me five minutes ago

Where's Wallace

HOW

Tell me which fountain, I'll come get you.

[sweatycoward]

nice fountain. The best fountain. The water is sparkling like a sparkle jewel. I thought it would be nice iI was right.

Also wet Katrina the water is very wet but not sweat i'm very clean now.

[thatminx]

Are you IN the fountain? You're going to destroy your phone and then we won't be able to talk anymore.

Get out of the fountain, Fish.

[sweatycoward]

FISH BELONG IN FOUNTAINS

this s ny natural habitat Kat you can't change it sorry you can come here too though. honourary fish. c:

[thatminx]

Fish belong with their anemones.

I can't live in a fountain, I'm going to be very sad without my fish. :c

[sweatycoward]

My amennoenome. :c :c :c

i promise its a nice fountain you do not hav to put your phone in it it is sparkle Katrina sparkle

please bring whiskey though the fountain tastes like nasty.

[thatminx]

DON'T DRINK IT You're going to end up with some weird fountain-transmitted disease. Only man to leave Vegas with an F-TD.

Please get out of the fountain or away from it or I have to tell Wallace.

I can't even retrace my steps there are like a million fucking fountains in this desert

[sweatycoward]

Don't tell hey hey kid hey pls don nt tell Wallace he'll give me that face tha disappointed face pls no I promise. :c

also youu will like it hear it is quiet no people just us fish, me fish plus stone statu fish plus you!

[thatminx]

...Okay Fish, sure. I'll come live with you in the fountain. But do you know where it is? Because I have no idea where there's a fountain with no people and a stone fish.

God I hope you're not in a men's room

Help me find you.

[sweatycoward]

Shh okay shh but be secret keep it safe shh

there aRE people they just are

outside the fountain?? they do not now im here shh.

big fish big blue eyes spitting water all over

secret water cave c;

[thatminx]

...Are you in a

Oh my god you're

Okay I think I

Hey. Stay there. Seriously, don't move because you don't want to get arrested caught by fishermen, right?

How the fuck did you get all the way

[sweatycoward]

!!! Good point, kid. you've got lot of good good points. hey i'll be quiet and still don't worry i'lll keep your space warm there's room for you here promise I promise.

you get a little wet on the way in but that''s how u know you're a fish honorary.

[thatminx]

[ About 10 minutes later... ]

Okay no that was the wrong fish fountain.

Do you know how many fish fountains there are in this

Give me another hint, please? Or maybe tell me what hotel has the fountain, at least?

Wallace is going to kill me

Noooo it'll be fine, I tell him, go on back to the hotel, it's cool, what can go wrong

IMMEDIATELY lost you like fucking IMMEDIATELY

i'm so fucked

[sweatycoward]

[ He's been very quiet for ten minutes. Very very quiet, like a mouse-fish. But he's started to get lonely. Starting to feel a little soggy. Hmm. ]

silly mortal, no hotel owns the fish fountain.

But it is wet here

ei'm a little cold :c

maybe i wantto be where th not-fish are

part of your world :o

[thatminx]

Great, good, yes!

Come out of wherever you are. It's the desert, you'll warm up again and I'll come get you!

Wallace doesn't need to know

Don't tell Wallace I lost you :c

[sweatycoward]

good news!! i found madeleine and deforest by the fountin got them with water fountin water madeleine screamed deforest screamed got them good with dropplets ha ha monster from the fountain lagoon.

Monsters can''t stay long though fled I fled the scene bye shh shh donnt tell kid.

you dont tel mY secret i don't tell Wallace

no i would not tell Wallace anyway shh you're safe with me!

1/2

[thatminx]

OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT

2/2

[thatminx]

Holy shit, you're my hero.

And I will never tell, but I do need to find you now so I can kiss you for that.

[sweatycoward]

c:

can you find me though??

hide and seek you're it step up your game Ms. Amenenome.

1/3

[thatminx]

Fuck treavor come on please

wallace is

2/3

[thatminx]

[ ...Okay, but... ]

3/3

[thatminx]

Okay. Hide and seek.

Give me a hint, though. Vegas is big.

[sweatycoward]

Umm there's a..........

thats fair there''s a..

lots of plants? big big fern ha ha i can hide here forr a lot of minutes.

dude dressed like barney the dinosaur over there purple and green everywhere.

[thatminx]

Purple and gre-

HARRAHS!

Right???

You have to tell me if I'm right because I'm wearing high heels, it would suck to look for you in the wrong hotel. :c