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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[lostyourheart]

And what will Olivia say when you don't return home tonight? You must think of your wife, whom you love so dear. Do you wish her to fret while you are so

'snug with leafs' ?

[ Katrina did this to him. Look at that goddamn smirk. She's off somewhere giggling about it and reading his texts to Treavor. ]

[reformedwhaler]

Thats herr name itS such a good name isn’mmt it the best name ;;.;

she
fret??!!

noo i cantnot

8’m helping :c :c no moping up!!

just leafs :c:c

[lostyourheart]

'Olivia' is a lovely name. One of the finest, much better than most of the dreadful names people have in this city.

My dear, I think you've passed into the realm of incomprehensible. Which 'leafs' under which tree?

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[reformedwhaler]

Yes Olivia! Olivia!

Olivia!
olivia oliviaoliviqlivlivliv

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[reformedwhaler]

oh uhm th e quiet tree the niic leaffs shhH dont distirb them i left them bee i hav to go hom ei canot go home i forgo
t where to go

where’s my wife?? :cccc

[lostyourheart]

Shall I call her for you? I'm sure she has some idea of where the 'quiet tree' might be, and that will similarly solve the mystery of where Olivia has gotten off to.

[reformedwhaler]

oh no
no no nono no
she cant

no no you cannt

nO. :|

illl findher in the mornng..

plss tell her am safe plss jus t safe. pLs,

:c c: :???

[lostyourheart]

I can't tell her you're safe, Heer Williams. I don't know that for certain, and I don't tell lies.

Certainly not to dear Olivia.

Well. I suppose you can't be forced to reveal your hiding place-come-bed, so I suppose we will simply have to let her fret.

[reformedwhaler]

I EFT THE TREE i TOld you

i'm on the street

its cold
ialmost got hit by a carrrage
im sad :c

donot tell my wiife

ll find a knew tree

[lostyourheart]

If I don't tell your wife that I know where you are, and have been communicating with you for some time while you wander the city in such a state, she will never speak to me again.

Shall I sacrifice my friendship for the sake of your drunken exploits? I have so few true friends, and am loathe to lose such a fine woman from their number.

[reformedwhaler]

she iS good woman

a

good good good

no look I didn''t

iI didn't mean too exploites :c :c :9(

SHE DOESNT NED TO NOW! :D donnut tell i will owe u
secrets

[lostyourheart]

Indeed?

What sort of secrets? Are they worth monetary value, or are they just interesting? You are trying to bribe me not to tell your wife you've had a glass of wine, after all.

[reformedwhaler]

secrets funny
funny funny funny
no one has secrets here??

no waiT it wassn't
wine???

that's not wine
donnut be rude

[lostyourheart]

I beg your pardon, Heer Williams, but I am never rude.

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[reformedwhaler]

uhhhhhhhhoh

did i call you/?

wait who are yo??

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[reformedwhaler]

am cold :c

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[reformedwhaler]

hellp

[lostyourheart]

Admirable recovery. Believable only if you could not see my name along with my messages.

The logic of the drunken man never fails to astound.

I'm afraid I shall have to betray you, anyhow: I am calling your wife, sir.

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[reformedwhaler]

no u can''t do tha
oh

the. pendleton ladie?

that you.

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[reformedwhaler]

N WAI NO YOU CANNNNNT

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO O N O ONNO NON NONON ONO NO NONONON ONO STOP!!!!! SOTP STOP SOTP!!!!

i will give youu
A DOLLAR!!

[lostyourheart]

[ There's no reading this out loud without laughing herself sick; perhaps she just shows it to Treavor rather than reading it to him. ]

A whole dollar?

But I'm the Pendleton Lady, and you surely know I have more money than class. What would I do with one more dollar?

No, no, I don't need it. You keep it, perhaps you can use it to start a new life under a tree somewhere.

[reformedwhaler]

know but iliike my life??

donniut want a new :) no nO i mean :( :( :c IDON'T

no no there's something therees always something what wht ist??? yo need

i will wash your shoos :C

[lostyourheart]

My shoes?! The vulgarity of such an offer!

Heer Williams, I am married. How dare you suggest such a thing.

[reformedwhaler]

!?!?!?!?!??/!

just shoese no more wht ar shoes what hive i??????????

ERASE EVERTHING

[lostyourheart]

No, I shall not! What if I appear the guilty party in such a scandalous exchange!

What if you were to spread such a story, that I asked you to clean my shoes.

And poor Treavor, what would he think to hear?

[ As if there's not a lot of background snickering possibly happening right now. ]