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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[fitofgrandair]

My dear sofa will appreciate your consideration.

You say so now, but I warn you: hideous as my face may be, the rest of this body called mine is more hopeless still. I'm sure it's driven plenty of my would-be companions back through the church to the saving arms of their dear lord god, father almighty, etc. etc.

[jondrette]

you have not seen my body. it is worse. I have been told I look like a boy.

But even still, I have fucked uglier men than you.