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[byanyname]

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billy <3

[ivegotmypride]

we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies

nance. (.......................<3) [1/2]

[readyoualecture]

what?
what i dont gets what we need flowers for anyway. they aint practical nance.

[2/2]

[readyoualecture]

know what i also dont gets what people pay good money for flowers for.
theyre mad all of em.

[ivegotmypride]

They bring color to the flat and smell lovely. Not everything needs to be practical.

I don't understand it, either.

[readyoualecture]

still dont see the point. but you do what you like. cant hurt to nab the things from them thatre fool enough to buy em. might teach em something.

[readyoualecture]

boggles my mind, nance.

[ivegotmypride]

Don't you worry about it, Bill. If it's not for you, it's not for you.

Me, I like a bit of color, something pretty. A good smell, too. Perhaps you'll be surprised.

[1/3]

[readyoualecture]

trouble is im thinking about it now.

[2/3]

[readyoualecture]

its got me very much concerned for the fate of this race. people putting their money into plants.

[3/3]

[readyoualecture]

guess ill see these flowers of yours when i get back in.

[ivegotmypride]

[Bill Sikes: quiet intellectual.]

What time do you think you'll be in? I have something warm for the two of you.

[readyoualecture]

[Fuckin' right.]

cant say. this blokes hanging around longer n we were told. ought to be quick work once hes off, but there aint any telling when thatll be.

[ivegotmypride]

Hell.

I'll stay up, then.

[And drink while she waits. Like usual.]

[readyoualecture]

aint any need for that. leave the food out, ill wake you soons i get in.

[ivegotmypride]

No you won't, you think I'm pretty when I sleep and won't want to wake me.

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[readyoualecture]

...nance.

[2/2]

[readyoualecture]

[The next message arrives several minutes later.]

you aint wrong. but thats not my fault now, is it.

[ivegotmypride]

[gosh, she's got the best man around.]

it isn't.

do you promise to wake me? at least to tell me what you think of the flowers.

[readyoualecture]

[From time to time, he can tone down his usual abrasive self. Around Nancy, mostly. Since she's the best damn girl there is.]

cmon, nance. enough with the flowers. i wont be looking for em.

[ivegotmypride]

You won't be looking, but you'll see them all the same.

[Let her have the flowers, okay, she wants nice things.]

[readyoualecture]

[...it is better than her going on about a marriage or future of what-all.]

dont think ill ever understand the fixations you get into.

sure, if theyre in front of me ill take a look. wont have much choice in the matter, will i?

[ivegotmypride]

[babies, bill. babies. She's hoping maybe babies soften him a little. Babies with her eyes.]

no, you won't. and you'll tell me what you think in the morning, if you don't wake me up