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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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HOLY. ACTUAL. SHIT. ;.;.;.;; 1/2

[sweatycoward]

'At my age' how OLD do you think I am??

...Not gonna suck his dick. Not that I've never He's got cars to drive, anyway.

Don't know the difference between a cab and an uber. Uber's a pain? Cabs're easier? I lost my phone, got no apps on my hand? You take your pick on tonight's game show!!