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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[onefellswoop]

Are you surprised? Daddy's got a bitter heart; I take my coffee to match.

Or would you prefer I say it this way: My Puppy is the only sweetness I require.

Which is true, do you think? Or is the truth manifold?

I bet my Puppy can guess.

In any case, the next time you consume Froot Loops, you WILL scrub your mouth before bringing it anywhere near me. That goes beyond the pale, my Enri.