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[byanyname]

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either leave a message (or set of muses) for one of my assholes, or request a message from one of them. choose messages from the classic source, from your own skull, or whatever you may please.

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[onefellswoop]

I believe I have a fairly solid sense of when I've engendered my Puppy's excitement. Though I'll never say no to your updates.

Your updates or your updates.

What gives you that idea

Do you have a problem with

[ ... ]

Regarding your supposition. If I were to say It's a small part of the picture.

Which is to say, Enri, that you aren't entirely misguided.

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[honeystuff]

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well that's one way to really make a guy feel special: enthusiastically fucking him when fucking's not your thing.

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[honeystuff]

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and i guess letting him finger you before breakfast.

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probably goes without saying because you have a pretty good grip on doing what you want and saying what you don't want.

but you can tell me 'no'.

as darius, i mean. just in general. if something goes where you don't like or maybe you're not feeling it.

[...]

i'm not giving you permission or anything. just saying i won't be a shithead about it.

doesn't bother me if you're ace.

i get off either way. ;)

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[honeystuff]

japanese is a grind. tried it but the only people to practice with were those weebs girls with hello kitty bags that sit up in the manga section of b&n.

and i don't like j-pop.

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easier to learn a language when the music's good. good rap out of france. some of the best rock comes out of germany, but more from denmark. makes it worth learning. that one's been on my list.

can't be half-hearted if you like the music.

[onefellswoop]

As simple as that?

[ ... ]

Do you know, Enri, you evince more cleverness with every message. And a nuanced perspicacity that would credit a man ten years your senior.

[ ... ]

You're right, of course; I don't require your permission. And I make no practice of acting outside my own intent. But what you've said is not unwelcome [ ... ] welcome.

And noted.

I lay blame for my Danish disinterest at the feet of a particularly noxious ambassador. Perhaps a decent music recommendation or two could swing the balance back in the language's favor. I'm willing to permit the possibility.

What else is on your list, Puppy?

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[honeystuff]

wasn't wisborg

shared a twix with her once. not noxious at all. busy, mostly.

you didn't say to the US though

or that they were danish

nvm.

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why shouldn't it be simple? i'm still getting mine, right? i can see if you didn't want to do anything like that with me, it could be a problem.

it's like if you brought me a twix. you don't like twix. easy: i get both halves. and if you want a bite sometimes, that's fine too.

everyone wins.

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[honeystuff]

cantonese
danish
spanish
portuguese
korean

nothing's not ON the list

yet. japanese is on thin ice.

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[honeystuff]

you think they sell twix here somewhere?

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[onefellswoop]

Not Wisborg, no.

Danish, yes.

In Zagreb. A brief and infuriating assignment.

The name is unimportant. Fucker doesn't deserve the recognition. Snide fucking pretentious fucking rat.

I half considered stabbing the bastard. Lucky for him, those were my more circumspect days.

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As it happens, I take no interest in Twix, though I understand they have a following. If the hotel shop fails you, I suggest hassling guests until you turn up a secret stash.

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[onefellswoop]

Hurry over, and we'll make victors of one another, hm?

I've a desire to bite my Puppy. Along the shoulder. Just below your jaw.

[honeystuff]

no froot loops, no twix, no sugar in your coffee, not much for fucking

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how do you feel about honey?

[onefellswoop]

I've been known to accept the occasional sweet roll.

As for honey—

...Did you have something in mind, Puppy?

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[honeystuff]

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ten minutes ago, i'd have offered to lick it off your cock

you can lick it off mine.

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[honeystuff]

[...Oh, right. ]

please, daddy?

[onefellswoop]

My my, Puppy.

Better grab a jar of honey along with that Twix. Something on the mellow side, hm?

I find I'm eager to try the taste of it.

[honeystuff]

that worked???

shit yes

omw

[onefellswoop]

[ Worth trying the honey, to witness the boy's excitement. To discover what it might bring to their play. To see how far he can drive the boy toward wild incoherence. ]

Hurry, Enri; Daddy's waiting.

Bring him his Puppy, and he'll bring you to rapture.